>>2295138Dressing a critter is easy. I’ll go over some of the basics
>Standard field dressingFor deer and medium sized game I prefer to hang them up from a tree by the neck not unlike your typical nigger lynchin party. Cut down the sternum all the way to the asshole. The important part here is to not nick the intestines. Not the end of the world but undigested grass and asshole juices aint fun to deal with. If its a male the dicks probably gonna be in the way and some states require you to leave a testicle intact so just go around it or split the sack. Gravity will do a lot of the work for you so just cut the dangling bits loose until they fall in a bucket. Lungs, heart, liver, and digestive tract all gotta come out. Heart and liver are the only bits worth pulling out but some folks don’t like liver and the heart often gets damaged by the bullet or arrow. You can skin real easy at this point as well if you plan to process it yourself. Just make a cut around the neck below the jawline (unless you want to mount the head then cape it) and around the knee/elbow joints, peel down far enough to fit a rock or golf ball under the skin, tie a rope around it and the other end to a trailer hitch, hit the gas and that fucker comes right off. Then you’re just stripping tallow, quartering, making your cuts, and wrapping for the freezer. Wala.
>Gutless MethodThis is for when you don’t have a nigger tree nearby, are packing a big carcass off public land, are in a rush, or just don’t give a fuck about the skin, ribs, or organ meat. It’s basically the same process but backwards. Zipper cut down the spine for your back straps, skin/quarter the carcass as necessary, and pack that fucker out in chunks.
>BirdsPluck, asshole incision, yank the guts out, or just pluck and breast. The sternum literally guides the blade on a breasting only a total retard could fuck it up
>Small gameBasically the standard method but smaller.
