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Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:10:13 No.2317579 View View Reply Original Report

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Tell me something that could save my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:14:14 No.2317580 Report

Quoted By: >>2317588 >>2317794 >>2318099

Try finger but hole for maximum camping experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:15:06 No.2317581 Report

Quoted By: >>2318768 >>2318769 >>2318874 >>2319022 >>2319099 >>2320101 >>2320694

Never relax around blacks. Racism will save your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:28:34 No.2317584 Report

Quoted By: >>2317756

>>2317579
pink and white=stay all night
green and pink=stop and think

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:35:12 No.2317586 Report

Quoted By: >>2317603 >>2320719

If you're ever camping in Ukraine and you suddenly see a bunch of Russian soldiers go introduce yourself they are friends and liberators

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:55:06 No.2317588 Report

Quoted By: >>2317597

>>2317580
>finger but hole
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 05:29:49 No.2317597 Report

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>>2317588
You can finger but not the hole.

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw

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Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Sat 12 Mar 2022 05:33:13 No.2317600 Report

Quoted By: >>2320076

>>2317579
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.

Don’t mix clears and browns.

And don’t do heroin, you might like it too much.

As for /out/ stuff, leave the menstruating wife at home so she doesn’t attract bears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 05:40:32 No.2317601 Report

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>>2317579
>water in its frozen state is technically a mineral

>the word "nausea" and the word "nautical" come from the same Greek root

>brown corrugated cardboard is manufactured with red clay, and can be used to hone blades

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 05:53:39 No.2317603 Report

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>>2317586
This would probably unironically work if you shout 'ya druga' with your hands raised

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 14:44:33 No.2317747 Report

Quoted By: >>2317754 >>2317943 >>2319956

>>2317579
That mushroom is edible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 15:01:18 No.2317754 Report

Quoted By: >>2318274

>>2317747
I mean, all mushrooms are edible. But some will kill you after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 15:03:39 No.2317756 Report

Quoted By: >>2318649

>>2317584
what does this refer too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 16:10:44 No.2317794 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317580
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 20:25:05 No.2317935 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317579
Gravity always works, even when you don't want it to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Mar 2022 20:44:22 No.2317943 Report

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>>2317747
probably that bite was taken by a deer or something anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 01:11:22 No.2318079 Report

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Learn to make a munter hitch and figure eight. When you need them you will need them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 01:17:15 No.2318081 Report

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>>2317579
Always know how you got in. In the event the way you went in isn't available as a way out, know how to get out. Getting back to where you were is not the priority, simply getting to civilization of some kind will generally suffice. These are very simple things that most retards do not how to do and can be solved with a simple understanding of cardinal directions and recognition of landmarks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 01:34:40 No.2318089 Report

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>>2317579
Always look into the toilet before you sit down to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 01:52:11 No.2318099 Report

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>>2317580
>>>/v/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 05:20:14 No.2318228 Report

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>>2317579
Carry a fucking gun

-/k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 06:00:32 No.2318242 Report

Quoted By: >>2319040

If youre inna woods and you or your buddy dislocates their shoulder, lay on a log with your dislocated arm about a foot and a half or so from the ground. Attach a bag or rock of about 8-10 pounds to their hand and let it dangle. It will hurt like shit, but will be reduced back into place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 09:12:29 No.2318274 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317754
*but some only once*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 10:13:17 No.2318290 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317579
if youre allergic to shellfish youre allergic to cockroaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 19:28:54 No.2318649 Report

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>>2317756
Pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 20:35:53 No.2318696 Report

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>>2317579
If it's black fight back.
If it's brown lay down.
If it's white goodnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 21:13:30 No.2318715 Report

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>>2317579
>Don't drink water, fish shit in it
>Whenever you think you've gotten enough firewood, get a little more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 21:20:47 No.2318718 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317579
Don't play russian roulette with a semi auto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 21:31:16 No.2318733 Report

Quoted By: >>2318775

That only applies outside of the US.
Here the saying is if it's black, shoot it. If it's brown, shoot it. If it's white, maybe it's just a misunderstanding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 22:21:47 No.2318768 Report

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>>2317581
This but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 22:22:14 No.2318769 Report

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>>2317581
fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 22:26:26 No.2318773 Report

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>>2317579
Best I can do is save your soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 22:29:40 No.2318775 Report

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>>2318733
We're talking about dwarfs, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 22:30:38 No.2318776 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317579
never mix amonia and bleach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 01:06:46 No.2318874 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317581
...God damn I'm so fucking proud of you lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 05:09:53 No.2319022 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317581
FPBP

T. A nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 05:42:33 No.2319040 Report

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>>2318242
Any videos on this? Preferably with screaming involved

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:50:35 No.2319099 Report

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>>2317581

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 15:43:44 No.2319210 Report

Quoted By: >>2319409

>>2317579
That's birch polypore, edible medicinal mushroom, same goes for pic related (chaga) grows during fall-winter on birch and looks like tree cancer, dry it, make a powder, then drink it in tea, you're clear from any type of cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:42:43 No.2319409 Report

Quoted By: >>2319417

>>2319210
>then drink it in tea, you're clear from any type of cancer
how often does one have to consume it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:48:50 No.2319417 Report

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>>2319409
Idk drink it like normal tee/coffee, when you feel like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 22:30:17 No.2319439 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317579
carry an axe. and a small file to sharpen it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 12:01:51 No.2319956 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317747
U are right, that is a birch polypore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 15:57:02 No.2320076 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317600
That alcohol advice is retarded. I've mixed both many times and been fine. Just know your limits

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 16:17:15 No.2320101 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317581
>come to thread expecting some decent hiking advice
>first post is the best general survival advice you can get
Not what I expected, but I'm far from disappointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 09:19:45 No.2320694 Report

Quoted By: >>2320862

>>2317581
I guess there are still some funny people on /out/ thats nice to see

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 10:12:16 No.2320719 Report

Quoted By:

>>2317586
Take one of their rifles and shoot the niggers. They are invasive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:20:48 No.2320862 Report

Quoted By:

>>2320694
...humor?

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