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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 23:20:01 No.2323115 View View Reply Original Report

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>sign up for a private guides hike
>assume it'll be a guy and I'll be able to ask him about everything I want to learn regarding the outdoors
>it's a cute girl
>walk awkwardly for 4 hours
>barely say anything despite her many attempts to start a conversation

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 23:21:21 No.2323116 Report

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>>2323115
Just learn everything that is known about horses or dragons and autistically talk at girls to them.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 23:32:15 No.2323120 Report

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>>2323115
The absolute state of frogposters

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 23:34:15 No.2323121 Report

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>private guides hike
Haha what the fuck

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 23:35:38 No.2323123 Report

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>>2323121
It was a private guided hike to a mountain nearby, I wanted to see how to go up there, anon.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 23:39:08 No.2323128 Report

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>>2323115
you literally already share common interests, is it really that hard just to talk about nature shit

I find it hard to talk to women when there's no common interest at all, but you had no excuse

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 00:06:13 No.2323141 Report

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>>2323123
Imagine being able to find your way to an online mongolian basket weaving forum... And then paying someone to show you where to hike.

Is your citiot your preferred pronoun? Great value ass prepper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 00:06:59 No.2323143 Report

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>>2323115
see it from the bright side, this didn't actually happen.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 00:22:30 No.2323149 Report

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>>2323123
This post can't be real.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 00:30:13 No.2323156 Report

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This did happen. She was really friendly and chill, but I was too autistic, I feel like we could've been really good friends if I was on my xanax, unfortunately I didn't take it because I assumed I'd be hiking with another guy, not a cute blonde girl with a fat ass.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 00:32:45 No.2323157 Report

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>>2323156
you should have paid extra for full service, not only would you have a coom to look forward to, you wouldnt be nervous talking to her cause the score would be in the bag already.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 00:50:27 No.2323165 Report

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>>2323115
Can you not just say "I don't want to walk with a woman"? I promise that you're not hot enough to get flak for asking for a male to walk you.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 01:31:34 No.2323179 Report

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>>2323115
I feel this post

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 01:34:45 No.2323184 Report

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>>2323156
It's okay. She was a lost cause anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 02:08:35 No.2323198 Report

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>>2323115
I'm a rfucking autist but even i can talk to women for hours and hours about thiugns i'm interested in. I don't know how it's even possible to not be able to talk to people you both have interestes in.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 02:45:00 No.2323214 Report

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>>2323198
Anon is nervous and also posting because he's frustrated he pussied out

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 04:30:29 No.2323259 Report

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>>2323156
Holy fuck her ass is massive, do you have any more pictures?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 04:35:27 No.2323262 Report

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>>2323115
She was trying to talk to you and she let you take cute pictures of her >>2323156 go back you sperg, you have a chance.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:02:12 No.2323294 Report

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>>2323156
Go fuck yourself
How do u ruin shit like this

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:25:21 No.2323303 Report

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How much did she charger by the way?
If the prices arent bad this would be a decent way to practice talking to women without resorting to cold approach or whoremaxxing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:36:30 No.2323307 Report

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>>2323115
How do you immediately get nervous about that? You know that most women, especially outdoorsy types can just be talked to as if they were men.
Personally I work with like 70% females (hospital) so I'm used to being around them but there is literally no difference in just talking about superficial or job related stuff other than that they more frequently bring up their kids and are more chatty in general etc.
Its only when I ever want to flirt with women or go on dates I become nervous and don't always know what to say. Let alone the moment where I'm supposed to make a move or sth.
Why isn't there this difference for you? Do you view every female as a potential partner that you have to impress and sweet talk?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:53:06 No.2323315 Report

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>she chatted you up
>SHE LET YOU STAND OVER HER TAKE PICTURES OF HER PHAT ASS
yeah dude she thought you were cute
here's how you fix it
get back in contact with her, ask her if she knows of any other good hikes she'd be interested in guiding you through
on the new hike, ask the questions you would have asked a guy guide--this will establish a more deep connection through common interest
get her talking about herself. start with questions related to the hike. ask her how she became a guide, where she learned her trail knowledge, things like that.

she obviously likes shy guys, so you're good.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:57:24 No.2323316 Report

Quoted By: >>2323640

>>2323315
And if she mentions you being awkward the first time just say you had some trouble at work that was weighing on your mind.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 09:59:21 No.2323380 Report

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OP DONT FUCKING RUIN THIS GO CALL HER AGAIN I HAVE MISSED CHANCES IN MY LIFE AND NOW I AM AN OLD MAN RUMINATING OVER IT EVERY DAY DONT BE A COWARD PLEASE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 10:26:59 No.2323388 Report

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>>2323315
Plz do this OP, and poast results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 11:10:09 No.2323402 Report

Quoted By: >>2323408

>>2323315
>she was a normal person doing her job
>SHE WANTED TO FUCK YOU
virgins everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 11:40:37 No.2323408 Report

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>>2323402
Nignore blackpillers like this

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 13:03:21 No.2323433 Report

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>>2323156
>fat
dropped

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 14:06:57 No.2323461 Report

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Posts like this are why I still come to this website. Godspeed OP, you wonderful autistic spaz.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 14:18:11 No.2323466 Report

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>>2323123
>See big hill
>Walk up big hill
Alternatively
>See big hill
>Look up trailheads on the internet around big hill
>Walk up big hill

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 14:27:15 No.2323468 Report

Quoted By: >>2323734

Is it over for Op guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:29:58 No.2323604 Report

Quoted By: >>2323609

>>2323315
she was paid to chat with anon. sorry, but she already forgot about op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:37:43 No.2323607 Report

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>>2323156
can still try to be with her. anon, let the winds guide you. be yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:38:58 No.2323609 Report

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>>2323604
Anon needs to channel shy awkward nerdy guy with big dick energy, and then in another couple weeks the hiking hoe will be face down ass up in his bed, and anon will truly appreciate how fat that butt is.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:48:03 No.2323614 Report

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>>2323315
This is a genuinely good plan OP. You really should give it a try at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:51:13 No.2323618 Report

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>>2323156
>fat ass
fat*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 18:13:04 No.2323622 Report

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>>2323184
I don't get it, anon...explain it to me as if I was about as autistic as OP is. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 18:15:20 No.2323624 Report

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>>2323184
This picture stings

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 18:29:18 No.2323640 Report

Quoted By: >>2323641

>>2323316
why the fuck do that... that is a gay ass lie. You don't say anything. Or you just say haha I was a little nervous because (insert flattery)!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 18:31:19 No.2323641 Report

Quoted By: >>2323648 >>2323650 >>2323692 >>2323717

>>2323640
being gay is not a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 18:52:49 No.2323648 Report

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>>2323641
Being gay is a bad thing, it stands agains everything of value and beauty.

>>2323115
Wait a week or two and get another guided tour with her, this time try to chatt her up about her job as a guide and your shared interested in nature. Be confident in yourself, there must be something of alue in you, try to share that with her and you will be alright. Godspeed.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:00:46 No.2323650 Report

Quoted By: >>2323654 >>2323694

>>2323641
Yes it is man, it's evil, disgusting and unnatural. If your parents were gay you would've never been born

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:05:03 No.2323654 Report

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>>2323650
Inshallah, then we wouldn't have the DCposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:14:44 No.2323663 Report

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>>2323156
GODDAMN THAT SHAWTY GOT THAT PHAT CAKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:52:32 No.2323692 Report

Quoted By: >>2323694 >>2323726

>>2323641
...unless you want to continue your genetic lineage, be an actual man, have a real family, live for something other than servicing your own fetishes, not catch HIV, experience natural love, remain anally contenent your entire life, or be able to get laid without putting up with insufferable faggots.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:53:34 No.2323694 Report

Quoted By: >>2323696 >>2323697 >>2323702

>>2323650
> If your parents were gay you would've never been born

>>2323692
>what is surrogacy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:54:48 No.2323696 Report

Quoted By: >>2323699

>>2323694
What does this have to do with /out/ again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:55:04 No.2323697 Report

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>>2323694
>What is surrogacy
An affront to decency and natural order.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:56:59 No.2323699 Report

Quoted By: >>2323703 >>2323708 >>2323710

>>2323696
you started it by using homophobic slurs

I am allowed to defend my honor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:00:27 No.2323702 Report

Quoted By: >>2323706

>>2323694
>what is surrogacy
When 2 faggots conspire to steal a child away from its mother. Before my daughter was born, we went to a babyrearing class. There were a pair of sodomites (like you) in the class and it made me so happy to watch their hearts fall every time the instructor talked about how hugely important bonding with the mother (through things like touch, breastfeeding, hearing her voice, etc.) is with regards to lifelong development. They knew they were doing wrong, but they are so addicted to serving their anal demons that they suppressed that knowledge and kept right on along with their plan to steal a child from its mother.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:01:29 No.2323703 Report

Quoted By: >>2323706

>>2323699
>claims to have honor
>sucks dick for fun
Lol. Lmao.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:03:38 No.2323706 Report

Quoted By: >>2323709

>>2323702
>dont have anal!

>>2323703
>don't have oral!

which is it - make up ur minds!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:04:12 No.2323708 Report

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>>2323699
Might want to check who you're replying to. I'm
>>2323184
>>2323262

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:05:39 No.2323709 Report

Quoted By: >>2323712

>>2323706
>Oral
>Anal
Gee if only there was one other option....
...
...
...
...vaginal, you fucking faggot.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:05:45 No.2323710 Report

Quoted By: >>2323711

>>2323699
>homophobic
Why would I be afraid of a faggot

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:06:44 No.2323711 Report

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>>2323710
Holy shit is this real?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:08:35 No.2323712 Report

Quoted By: >>2323714 >>2323730

>>2323709
Why would I have sex with people I am not attracted to? Why would women want sex with men who are not attracted to them?

Would you want your own daughter to marry a repressing gay man?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:11:32 No.2323714 Report

Quoted By: >>2323721

>>2323712
Fucking nasty retard scum

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:12:20 No.2323717 Report

Quoted By: >>2323730

>>2323641
This one post was able to trigger at least 3 different faggots and derail the entire thread. The people who get baited by shit like this are objectively worse than the person who posted it. You are the people who don't belong in /out/.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:13:16 No.2323721 Report

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>>2323714

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:23:32 No.2323726 Report

Quoted By: >>2323732

>>2323692
>I am a walking, talking NPC and everybody else should be like me

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:25:26 No.2323730 Report

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>>2323717
It was a shit thread to begin with.
>>2323712
No I don't want her to catch AIDS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:29:15 No.2323732 Report

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>>2323726
Fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:31:17 No.2323734 Report

Quoted By: >>2323735

>>2323468
yes. it's fucking over. hold me joe

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:33:04 No.2323735 Report

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>>2323734
SNIFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:38:47 No.2323746 Report

Quoted By: >>2323751 >>2323765

>>2323156
She was friendly with you so you’d pay for her services again and leave a good review. All people working in personal services do the same thing (trainers, masseurs, karate instructors, physical therapists, psychologists, prostitutes…) some do it more than others, depending on the job.

Your guide is a lot like a prostitute in that she’s most likely paid a piece rate rather than an hourly wage or yearly salary, so her income is very dependent on personal relationships.

Your situation is like thinking the hooker you paid for sex really liked you because you chatted for a bit afterward and all of your views lined up. Of course she got along well with you; she wants a return customer.

I’m not against guides or prostitutes, but keep it in perspective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:43:48 No.2323751 Report

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>>2323746
I mean I think to some extent that is true, but I also think if you are nice and genuine to others they will read that and reply in a similar manner.

Maybe she really just likes being outside and is happy to get paid to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:57:13 No.2323765 Report

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>>2323746
This line of thinking seems like it should be true, but in many cases it is not. One of the bars I used to frequent with my friends had a super hot waitress that was league's above any of the other girls who worked there, she was always nice to me and my friends, and I assumed that she was just trying to get better tips out of us. One of my friends who has less inhibition than I do doesn't think this way and asked her out. She agreed. I remember one night out of the blue, he sent me a picture of them sleeping in his bed and I was appalled. They dated for a while and ended up breaking up a few months later.
Moral of the story is don't be a faggot and believe in yourself, even if there is logic that says otherwise.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 21:48:45 No.2323820 Report

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>>2323156
Shouldn't be legal for a white girl to have this much ass, seriously.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 21:57:33 No.2323826 Report

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>>2323262
>>2323184
That's a picture of OP isn't it

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 22:15:31 No.2323843 Report

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>>2323156
You got more pics of that absolute dumpy?

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