I'd like to do a 2ish day survival challenge based on a meme load out. Survival shows on television usually show experts with the best equipment, but I'd like to see how a reasonably fit idiot with retarded gear and minimal knowledge would fare in a survival situation.

My current plan is to select a meme loadout and attempt a two day bushwhack up Mt. Mousilake with it. Possible loadouts include:

1. The Rambo (big knife with some matches)
2. The crocodile Dundee (bigger knife, no matches)
3. The long dark (bed roll, terrible clothing, 4ish matches)
4. The Camp Wafa Wafa (backpack of rocks, nothing else)
5. The Unabomber (rifle, kindle copy of "Industrial Society and it's Future")

All loadouts come with a complementary smartphone, battery and gallon of water.


Do you have ideas for a loadout or challenge? My launch date is the weekend of July 9th.