>>2690959>>2690806>>2690573Y'all are pussies. The only way to deal with aggressive horses and cows is to assert your dominance by running directly at them with your arms out wide.
First time I experienced this was at one of those massive outdoors parties where 13-15 year old's are getting blackout drunk on vodka in a random bongland field.
A mandem of about 11 horses come charging towards us and some drunk skinny chav lad just walks headfirst with his arms out in a "come ed den" type of pose.
The horses get spooked and stop the charge, and the chav goes running after them all and they all pussy out and go running. We didn't see them again for the whole day/night. Shit was hilarious the guy couldn't have been over 5ft5.
I'm of equally weedy composition but since that day I treated all aggressive horses and cows the same, pussyoles. Used to be my party trick as well.
Ultimately it's a game of chicken and because they aren't predatory or used to things running at them they bug tf out.
The only time I guess it wouldn't work is if it were a stampede where the animals were running away from something much scarier and larger. That or some type of ex-warhorse with ptsd just didn't give a single fuck and would carry on charging.
If you run at them with 100% confidence though, you can mostly see their ferocity wane with quite a lot of distance in between you and them
