You are coming, right anon? Spring is right around the corner. You need to do this while you're still young and have the time. You've gained so much weight and gotten so out of shape over the last few years. Aren't you tired of all the noise and hustle and cars and the grind of daily life? What else were you going to spend your money on anyway? Bills, rent, junk food, booze or drugs to escape your sorrow? Come experience true freedom for once in your life, if only for a while.