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>Be me
>19, 5'3 120lbs
>Feel like shit today
>Decide to go on a hike
>Start walking around small forest
>End up finding a decently steep hill
>Have to walk like a goat to make it over
>End up seeing a nice view of the mountains
>Relax, sitting down listening to the wind and watching the trees
>Fast forward 10 minutes, see a large bird(eagle?) circling a bit away
>The eagle is slowly making his way towards me, so I use my jacket to seem larger
>This fuck just keeps getting closer, I stand up and am flailing my arms like air traffic control
>Fucker is now right above me slowly getting closer, I'm half shitting myself now. Break out into a run
>Run for a good minute back into the trees, keep looking up and it's getting closer. Stop looking back out of fear.
>Hide in a bush for a good 5 minutes watching the sky. I can't spot the bird anymore, scared shitless.
>Get out of the bush and look at where the eagle was scouting first, see a bunch of little birds by some old construction equipment.
>Eagle is still nowhere to be seen, smaller birds eventually fly off. Wind is gone and I am too scared to even go back to my little spot to relax.

Did I just save a bunch of little birds from being eaten? Why the fuck did the eagle want to see me so bad? I was just trying to have a relaxing day before the week starts, why does God hate me so much?