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Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 01:29:45 No.2720584 View View Reply Original Report

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What are your experiences going /out/ to nature with women?
Its honestly the worst, they just want pictures taken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 01:34:20 No.2720586 Report

Quoted By: >>2720684

i've seen a lot of depressing images but this one is high up there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 01:36:13 No.2720587 Report

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>>2720584
Look at that pooper

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 01:37:44 No.2720588 Report

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>>2720584
Not all, but maybe that's a generational thing. Maybe just go /out/ with different ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 02:19:33 No.2720600 Report

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>>2720584
Me and my gf just tried camping for the first time and shit was cash doing drugs and fucking all night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 08:00:14 No.2720666 Report

Quoted By: >>2720690 >>2720700

>>2720584
dumb whore prolly spent an hour just to get ready for the outside. and then walked 100m to take this dumb pic then went back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 08:16:38 No.2720668 Report

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Sounds like a you problem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 08:31:27 No.2720669 Report

Quoted By: >>2720805 >>2721104 >>2721274

>>2720584
inb4 yall say it goes like this
>anon my feet hurt
>anon there's too many insects
>anon my backpack is too heavy
>anon it's too hot out here
it's either because you picked the wronged stacy for hiking or because you sperged out and planned the hike as if you had another you with yourself, women are more delicate than you retard, deal with it. pro tip is to go for shorter more casual trips

And if that ass is not a BBL, then I'm eating my shorts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 09:19:03 No.2720675 Report

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>>2720584
>What are your experiences going /out/ to nature with women?
Pretty great. My wife loves hiking, camping, pretty much anything outdoors. In fact the first time we met was on a camping trip (incidentally, the mutual friend who organised that camping trip was also a chick). That first camping trip wasn't anything extreme (3d/2n and only a few hours hike to get to the camp site) but since then we've done multiple month long stretches of the AT and PCT, climbed a 22,000 ft mountain (and a bunch of smaller ones) and spent over a year living out of our 4x4, visiting as many natural wonders between Denali and Tierra del Fuego as we could.

Other than her, my first kiss was /out/, or at least it was in a tent and might have been in a national park. Not 100% sure if we were on the borders of the national park at the time, we were like 9 or 10 at the time and neither of our families ever paid much attention to where we were running off to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 09:44:12 No.2720680 Report

Quoted By: >>2720796 >>2720879 >>2720903

I did two trips with my ff, both three days of wild camping. I’d much rarher go out with a woman than some dude.

>cute and funny
>smells nice
>randomly flashes her tits while we hike
>pasta, red wine and blowjobs under the tarp in pouring rain
>skinnydipping
>fucking in open air in the middle of the night
>snuggling in the tent

I genuinely feel sorry for OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 10:03:29 No.2720684 Report

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>>2720586
either you haven't or you're just a chud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 10:44:41 No.2720690 Report

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>>2720666
incel moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 11:18:32 No.2720700 Report

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>>2720666
Satan knows what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 11:22:32 No.2720701 Report

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I'm gay. I don't like women. It's too bad we can't have real threads instead of these thinly veiled /soc/ threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 12:21:30 No.2720720 Report

Quoted By: >>2720807

>>2720684
on the surface, this picture is very whatever. most people would just look at her ass and continue scrolling
but once you think about the elements that make up the photo, it's a pretty sad reality. you gotta think about why people usually take pictures of themselves on top of a mountain, it's usually to showcase the accomplishment of completing a challenge. this girl has an unmelted cup of ice cream in her hand so she obviously doesn't realize that aspect beyond just taking a picture of yourself in front of a view because it looks pretty. on top of that, you have the obvious, ridiculously sized butt that she clearly went under the knife for. not to mention she is covering half of her face which reflects her insecurity and lack of confidence. all in all, it paints a picture of a desperate need for social approval
tl;dr this picture shows everything that is wrong with social media. not that i don't use social media, but i only ever engage with it to post pictures of things i've done or places i've been to with people i've met

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 16:03:47 No.2720796 Report

Quoted By: >>2720804

>>2720680
>cute and funny
this is not what you think this means

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 16:33:32 No.2720804 Report

Quoted By: >>2720809 >>2720984

>>2720796
thats what you think :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 16:34:13 No.2720805 Report

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>>2720584
Fake ass.

>>2720669
My uncle gave me that same advice about a decade ago, and it's held true. You can't treat women like they're you with boobs. They want a short, easy, scenic hike. I had two different girlfriends get into it with me because I tried to take them on long strenuous hikes that they weren't prepared for. Take them on the easy stuff. They just want to go outside with minimal effort and see nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 16:37:27 No.2720807 Report

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>>2720720
I’m not reading any of this shite, chud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 16:45:40 No.2720809 Report

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>>2720804
Is this supposed to be your comedy routine or are you discussing crimes you like to commit to /out/?
Since it's probably the first, you should get different material

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 19:10:36 No.2720877 Report

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>>2720584
Can be fun and they can pull their own weight decently well; just don't let them do dangerous shit (ANY BLADED OR HEAVY TOOLS) or expect them to outperform you or any male member in your group. Breaks must be frequent enough to make you pull your hair out. Just pretend you are hiking with your whiney little nephew/brother who only wants to play on his DS lite and you are golden (NOT niece because if you acknowledge they are women they might expect shit they won't be getting, like you carrying their bag) The biggest gripe i have is that they'll try to make activities they don't like about themselves.
No Liane we came here to catch humongous carp not to watch you canter around in your sweatpants making faggy instagram reels now hold the fucking float while i try to thread a new hook on this shitstick.
Never go if she has a boyfriend who is not your bro. Even if you don't find her attractive you still have to endure their irritating couple antics, but now you have to wrangle a male tard who doesn't want to look like a beta follower compared to the forest autist. He will snatch your gear and accidentally hurt himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 19:16:15 No.2720879 Report

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>>2720680
>tfw no tarp blowjobs

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Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 20:20:35 No.2720903 Report

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>>2720680

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Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 20:27:30 No.2720907 Report

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my wife is based and loves hiking up mountains, stop going /out/ with girls and try and find a woman

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Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 20:42:38 No.2720918 Report

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>>2720584
Prepare for the ensued ptsd after they get their first tick. This is the true litmus to she if she actually enjoys /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Apr 2024 21:52:23 No.2720945 Report

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>>2720918
Greta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 00:14:04 No.2720979 Report

Quoted By: >>2720982

>>2720584
I try to take people camping and sailing

contrary to what people say on this board, getting my guy friends to go /out/ is like fucking pulling teeth, they never want to do jack shit. The only men I can reliably take on my /out/ings are men with military background. Even going sailing, lots of dudes just make excuses, and I have a comfy 27 foot cruiser. Like WHY would you turn this down or act likes its a chore

Women take no convincing whatsoever, they're game to do anything. I've had women I barely know invite me on massive hikes or volunteer to come sailing with me. And they watch and learn.

I haven't really noticed a difference between how men learn for example, sailing

sure, maybe you'd rather take a dude deep innawoods to hunt and gut a deer, but even those are rare breeds of men, and most of them honestly aren't good company. Usually some critical flaw like alcoholic, loner,schizoid

I had an /out/ gf too, but she left me when I got crippled by illness, which lasted 2 years but now I'm better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 00:17:37 No.2720982 Report

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>>2720979
also to echo the dangerous activity thing, yeah, I noticed that women routinely put themselves in unnecessary danger.. like the middle of a stormy night on the boat and she wants to go on the bow (front of a boat) without a lifejacket.. and actually argues with me when I say its dangerous.. yes this is a woman thing. At least the guys have an instinct for danger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 00:20:16 No.2720984 Report

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>>2720804
Tell me the story anon. I dont judge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 11:52:57 No.2721104 Report

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>>2720669
That looks just like a photo my mum took on a hike and sent to me. What the

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 12:02:34 No.2721106 Report

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>>2721104
I was with your mom yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 20:07:50 No.2721274 Report

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>>2720669
the Lakes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 21:14:18 No.2721310 Report

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>>2720584
I go /out/ with my girlfriend all the time. It's nice to have company and she does do her share of work (e.g. food prep, washing dishes) which allows me to focus on things like gathering fire wood and catching dinner. My one complaint is that she's not too keen on bushwhacking and I do have to slow down a bit for her (she never complains though). But overall, it's been a positive experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 08:13:11 No.2721565 Report

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>>2720584
i took my wife out a few weeks ago after she had a massive bender with her girlfriends the night before. I took her on a 4 hour hike while she was hungover to death haha, she hated it. She slept pretty good and was happier the next day.
Basically women will do what ever you tell them to and complain, but if you give them 0 juice for their squeeze they will shape up and start acting right, especially when out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 08:14:41 No.2721566 Report

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>>2720584
They like to cook, so make them cook.

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