How does one improve his odds of being abducted by the alien visitors while /out/ anons? I'm bored with life and want cool stories to sell, I mean tell, when I'm back, if I come back.

Should I sit in a meadow waiving a flashlight at night? Broadcast my willingness to be probed on cell or handheld radios? Where I am headed innawoods, UFOs are common.

Share your own experiences and wisdom in this thread. What can I expect?