Listen you can't stop me. I failed my college classes and I'm not doing this charade another year. But you can help me so I don't die my first week/month.
I'll just be as honest as possible so it helps.
Mission: Become a man and don't fucking die like a baffoon.
Stats+Supplies:
>22yo Male
>Seattle
>roughly 2k in cash
>school bag
>blanket
>books I wish I had time to read
>thinkpad laptop (not very important and I already saved my important files remotely but maybe I could find a library to post progress)
>notebook to write
>phone for pictures no mobile gaming already deleted clash
>plastic bottles for water
>canned beans
Biggest concerns:
>dangerous animals (bears, snakes, etc.)
>dehydrating to death
>minor cuts turning into infections
>the man and their conspiracy to make me miserable
>psycho hillbillies that want to eat and rape me
Prep time: 3 days
First mission: exit the city and survive the night
Please help me out cause I'm fucking going out there I'm not putting on the fucking mcdonalds uniform.
Whatever info you can give me could prolong my survival. I wanna become a man or die trying. I don't have any survival experience I lived my whole like in this city hellhole. I didn't go with grampa to the lake house like some of you fucking rich assholes.