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How do you fall asleep in one of these knowing a bear could come out and rape you any second?

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:08:28 No.2814314 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:09:40 No.2814316 Report

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>>2814314
That's why I always bring a lightweight hiking butt plug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:10:54 No.2814317 Report

Quoted By: >>2814320

This is why I sleep in an hammock. It buys you a little time while the bear swipes at you like a swinging piñata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:27:19 No.2814318 Report

Quoted By: >>2815174

>>2814314
I'm more scared of humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:40:18 No.2814320 Report

Quoted By: >>2814321

>>2814317
At least in black bear country, it seems like hammocks are more frequently involved in bear attacks than tents
Crackpot theory is that they've gotten used to getting food out of shitty bear hangs and thus mistake a hammock for their usual hiker food piñata

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:49:47 No.2814321 Report

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>>2814320
on two occasions I've spent the night in a hammock with a black bear circling my camp. was not a pleasant experience but it did not get bold enough to walk into the clearing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 02:16:45 No.2814324 Report

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Just like I do at home. With drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Drugs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 02:18:06 No.2814325 Report

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>>2814314
I don't go outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 03:05:00 No.2814329 Report

Quoted By: >>2814368

>>2814314
By having a pistol with me as I sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 03:33:34 No.2814331 Report

Quoted By: >>2814334 >>2814349 >>2814350

Hypothetically if a bear came up to me could I shoot it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 03:51:24 No.2814334 Report

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>>2814331
Probably not. You'd be too busy pissing yourself. The bear would proceed to bear rape you and the two of you would hibernate together happily ever after.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 03:56:54 No.2814335 Report

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>>2814334

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 10:03:43 No.2814349 Report

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>>2814331
Only if you have a tent. Castle doctrine doesn't apply to tarps/hammocks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 10:14:33 No.2814350 Report

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>>2814331
>>2814349
Any wildlife that approaches you cannot just be killed for yucks, any wildlife that approaches you and also threatens physical harm or death can be killed.

But be weary, lots of rednecks and other cold IQ people shoot for fun and try to play it off as self defense. They tend to regurgitate words like "castle doctrine".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 11:11:04 No.2814351 Report

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>>2814314
With a raging hardon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 11:33:00 No.2814355 Report

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>>2814314
Only black bears round me, they get raped not do the raping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 13:49:36 No.2814368 Report

Quoted By: >>2814369 >>2814380

>>2814329
This. Not just near me. I wear my gun belt to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 14:02:13 No.2814369 Report

Quoted By: >>2814376

>>2814368
camping, or at home too? or both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 14:53:42 No.2814376 Report

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>>2814369
Only when camping alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2025 15:37:16 No.2814380 Report

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>>2814368
What kid of gun will kill a bear inches away from you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2025 01:49:40 No.2814456 Report

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>>2814350
>Any wildlife that approaches you cannot just be killed for yucks, any wildlife that approaches you and also threatens physical harm or death can be killed.
How can they determine the difference?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2025 01:55:06 No.2814457 Report

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>>2814456
I guess it depends on the case. Simply seeing an animal isn't good enough, but if it's coming for you I wouldn't fuck around and find out. If attempting to flee the situation doesn't work that's probably justification enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2025 02:39:25 No.2814460 Report

Quoted By: >>2814928

>>2814314
>How do you fall asleep in one of these knowing a bear could come out and rape you any second?

Have you never heard the joke with the punchline that goes:
"You're not really here for the hunting, are you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2025 11:19:10 No.2814493 Report

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>>2814314
Better bear, than a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2025 17:40:51 No.2814544 Report

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>>2814314
It would have to remove the XL dildo from my ass first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 08:09:52 No.2814925 Report

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Animals are retarded and treat tents like if they were solid objetcts. Plus they are afraid of an alien object they have never seen before and reeks of plastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 08:12:03 No.2814926 Report

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>>2814925
plenny of people have been mauled to death, torn to schreds, and bloodily knotted while sleeping in tents anon. I agree animals are curious and uncertain about a tent, but this curiosity can backfire

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 09:03:07 No.2814928 Report

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>>2814460
i wouldnt mind some beardick desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 09:37:19 No.2814930 Report

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I'm afraid of other humans more than bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 15:39:59 No.2815111 Report

Quoted By: >>2815114

>>2814926
Bears don't have knots. I'm an expert in animal dicks

Matter of fact most canines don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 15:59:52 No.2815114 Report

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>>2815111
I didn't imply the knot was from a bear, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 16:35:28 No.2815120 Report

Quoted By: >>2815121

>>2814314
by carrying a .44 magnum im your prison wallet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 16:40:08 No.2815121 Report

Quoted By: >>2815133 >>2815753

>>2815120
the fuck is a prison wallet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 18:59:42 No.2815133 Report

Quoted By: >>2815136

>>2815121
the hole where you usually store your dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 19:05:25 No.2815136 Report

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>>2815133
your mom? she's too fat to be a wallet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Apr 2025 00:45:31 No.2815174 Report

Quoted By: >>2815490

>>2814318
Personally I’m afraid of Jews

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Apr 2025 07:22:28 No.2815488 Report

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The bear fears the satan dog.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Apr 2025 07:59:15 No.2815490 Report

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>>2815174
>mfw I hear the distant sound of Hava Nagila in the middle of the woods at night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Apr 2025 08:16:55 No.2815498 Report

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>>2814314
Do you not have firearms in your country?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Apr 2025 12:38:36 No.2815506 Report

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>>2815490
The sound of a dreidel falling over and coming to a stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Apr 2025 11:09:48 No.2815689 Report

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>>2814314
It won't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Apr 2025 11:14:12 No.2815690 Report

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>>2814456
Well in the case of that news screenshot, it says he baited the bear onto his property. Kind of hard to say you feared for your life while you were actively trying to attract a predator. Only women are allowed to use this strat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Apr 2025 12:54:02 No.2815713 Report

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>>2814380
10mm doesn't take prisoners

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Apr 2025 13:38:09 No.2815716 Report

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>>2814380
.700 Nitro Express

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Apr 2025 15:45:54 No.2815722 Report

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>>2814314
Sleep next to a big rifle.

If/when the wall of the tent starts to shake violently, blow a hole in it immediately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Apr 2025 23:55:49 No.2815753 Report

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>>2815121
i made a diagram

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2025 00:22:28 No.2815755 Report

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>>2815753
i missed the opportunity to put an anime figure in the diagram

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2025 21:10:57 No.2815792 Report

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there's no bears in my country
there's pumas tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Apr 2025 13:03:12 No.2815933 Report

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>not having a light portable weight electric bear fence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Apr 2025 13:34:16 No.2815937 Report

Quoted By: >>2815938

>>2815753
a-are these opals? :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Apr 2025 14:06:01 No.2815938 Report

Quoted By: >>2815940

>>2815937
Veins dawg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Apr 2025 14:09:09 No.2815940 Report

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>>2815938
Oh righto. I would prefer if they were opals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Apr 2025 14:11:58 No.2816105 Report

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>>2814314
Don't sleep with you food liek a retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Apr 2025 14:23:23 No.2816107 Report

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>>2815490
>Shalom, goy! Ugh, how about all this humidity and the bugs. That Adam Sandler made it sound like this wasn't all bad, but between you and me nature is a real mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 15:40:56 No.2816328 Report

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>>2816105
but i wanna snack at night

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