>>957930Volcano for sure. Oh they can be so fun. A really big one makes for a grand time! Ash blotting out the sun, snow in summer, agriculture destroyed, oh what great fun. Localized extinction events linked to volcanos, I mean come on, that's where it's at! What a blast!
But hey, you like earthquakes? Look up the one that reversed the flow of the Mississippi River. Oh wowee what a beaut. Pioneers sure had a magnificent time with that one! Spectacular timing. If love to see an earthquake of that magnitude shake up the Midwest in my lifetime.
Geology is such fun. You drink beer, go for hikes, toil in nature, sit at a desk, and learn about how hard the earth can fuck life. Best major, but please don't join us. It's a difficult enough job market as it is. Fuck off. Here's a pretty opal with jasper inclusions. Look at the pretty rock and fuck off.
