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I use wet wipes, brother. I'm not a Poojeet -- I don't like shit clinging to my ass.
And flushable wet wipes, even though they say they're flushable, will still absolutely clog up your pipes and cause problems with your septic tank.
Short of getting a bidet like some homosexual Frenchman, throwing baby wipes into a proper bin (like a biohazard one made for such waste as is used in hospitals) is more or less your only option, aside from obliterating the plumbing.
No, I will not apologize.
