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>The year is 2042
>Cody Rhodes is 56 years old
>Cody is up for his record-breaking 38th title reign against Randy Orton who is somehow still the best worker in WWE
>Cody has been a babyface the entire time
>Only time he drops the title is in a series of increasingly esoteric Dusty finishes that just set him up to chase it again and win at the next ppv
>Crowd is compelled to cheer for him by the sheer temerity of his neck tattoo
>Racism has ended
>Every black woman in America is pregnant with Cody's baby
>World hunger has been solved as every man woman and child can feast on an endless supply of 3* classics
>Cody is serving his second term as president of the US
>Congress tried to tell him he couldn't run a third time but he booked himself to go over anyway
>Double count-out, Cody retires without actually losing a clean match
>Cody is carried out on a stretcher and air-lifted into the rafters like it's heaven by a series of amazonian black women dressed like valkyries
>A single tear drops down to the ring, and it makes a perfect impression of Dusty's face in the pool of Cody's blood
This is the timeline we're in, lads
