>>14551992>>14555792>>14556292Well, between you and me, the word on the street (or more fittingly "in the back alley") is that the gentlemen involved in the attack were of the...African persuasion. Indeed it may be hard to believe that our esteemed Afro-American brethren are capable of committing such a heinous act but it must be understood that socio-economic factors can propel even the loftiest members of society into a life of crime and desperation.
Below is a list of some of the assailants taken from a police report filed mere days after the attack in the sweltering, smouldering, downright steamy summer of 1992.
>Darnell Vontavius Jones. Age: 34. Occupation: Medical Doctor.>Tyrone "Brown Town" Brown: Age: 29. Occupation: Marine Biologist.>Denzel Demetrius Johnson. Age: 31. Occupation: Theoretical Physicist.>Squonteeshius Smith: Age: 38. Occupation: Qualia-critical Existentialist Philosopher>DeLongus LaDongus: Age: 28. Occupation: Time Portal Calibrator>Trayvonculus Washington III. Age: 42. Occupation: Quantum Hermeticist>Cthulhu Jackson Junior: Age: ??. Occupation: Eldritch TerrorAnyways, Kev got raped.
