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>OP wakes up every day
>walks down to the local McDonalds (walking is the most popular form of transport in the world, thus the best)
>asks the wagie what the most popular breakfast item is
>orders it and enjoys his McBreakfast
>surely this is the best food a man can get!
>goes home to his studio apartment, sits on shitty IKEA furniture
>decides to put on some TV and fetches his ratings notes
>watches whatever the highest rated program is in its timeslot, alternates sharply according to a total viewer and demo average he himself calculated
>after watching The Voice or Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, he decides to put on some music to relax
>plays Despacito and settles down with some boxed wine
