>>13978629I consider being called an "obese, smelly smark" to be a badge of honor.
Smarks are like sommeliers of wrestling matches. They appreciate the subtle notes, the intricate choreography, and the emotional crescendos. While casual fans might cheer for flashy moves, smarks dissect the psychology behind each maneuver. They recognize the beauty in a well-executed headlock or a perfectly timed reversal. For them, a match isn’t just about high spots; it’s about the ebb and flow, the narrative arcs, and the artistry within the squared circle.
Smarks possess a unique blend of passion, knowledge, and critical thinking that elevates their experience beyond mere spectatorship. To be a smark is to be a custodian of wrestling’s legacy. Smarks can recount legendary battles from the territorial days, reminisce about iconic feuds, and celebrate the pioneers who paved the way. Their knowledge extends beyond the latest pay-per-view; it encompasses dusty arenas, grainy footage, and the legends who once graced those hallowed mats.
Contrary to the stereotype of cynical critics, smarks play a vital role in the wrestling ecosystem. Their discerning taste pushes promotions to raise their game. When a smark praises a hidden gem of a match, it reverberates through the industry. Wrestlers strive to impress this discerning audience, leading to innovation, risk-taking, and memorable moments. Smarks are the unsung catalysts behind the evolution of wrestling styles, from technical prowess to high-flying spectacle.
When a match receives a high rating from Dave Meltzer or Cagematch, smarks take notice. It becomes a true honor for the wrestlers involved. Conversely, a low rating sparks debates and motivates performers to prove their mettle.
So, wear your smark badge proudly -- it signifies not just fandom, but a commitment to wrestling’s perpetual evolution.
