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They're planning to break new ground with Wrestlemania 40. I shouldn't be telling you goys this but they docked my pay so I'm going to anyway.
>SCSA shows up during the Cody/Bloodline feud and stages a shoot lynching against The Rock, Cody goes way over
>Punk almost goes over Drew but Ryback returns and shoot kills Punk with a shellshock through a table
>Damage CTRL and the Sheboon Crew decide on a nude handicap where they wrestle naked, CTRL goes over after Asuka's Yōkai awakens hidden powers after seeing nude African negress flesh, Jade is buried after having to worship Asuka's bare feet for 30 straight minutes
>Seff Rollins and his wife Becky are shoot executed on live PPV after failing to provide enough Christian foreskins to satisfy Ari Emanuel's blood lust
>Liv Morgan has a surprise 1v3 match versus Jason Luv, Isaiah Maxwell and Mandingo
>KO goes over Logan and shoot crucifies him for his people killing Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth
>Sami accidentally says "nigga" and gets cancelled on twitter
