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>dynamite coming to town on my bday
>buy expensive floor tickets
>"fuck it it's the first la show"
>today is the day
>about to leave the house to beat traffic
>knock on door
>my parents and siblings at door
>star wars cake, capeshit balloons, and star wars toy presents in hand
>wtf I don't even watch star wars or capeshit
>they know this since I always turn them down to watch star wars and capeshit in theaters with them
>also I don't own toys and have never bought a funko pop in my life
>don't want to tell them I have plans because know they'll make fun of me for liking wrestling
>already they make fun of me for not having enough plates in kitchen
>tell them I have extra plates in garage I'll go get them
>get in car, turn off phone, and drive away
>have fun at dynamite
>just got home to empty house
am I the asshole /pw/? I still haven't turned my phone back on
