>>17474851Son, Texas is not a pudding state.
These ladies are going to wrestle in a pool of the finest West Texas Intermediate Crude. Yep, good ole WTI. Low density, low sulfer, sweet sweet sweet crude.
And at All In, Land(wo)Man Toni Storm is going to lubricate Hippy Hayter until she screams "Drill Baby Drill" as Toni puts her golden strap on.