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TONIGHT from Calgary, Alberta>FTR vs Bullet Club Gold 2 out of 3 falls for the World Tag Team championships >CM Punk vs Ricky Starks in the Owen Hart Tournament men's finals >Ruby Soho vs Willow Nightingale in the Owen Hart Tournament women's finals >Orange Cassidy vs Lance Archer for the International Championship >Luchasaurus vs Shawn Spears for the TNT Championship >Toni Storm vs Taya Valkyrie for the Women's World Championship
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Good morning sirs!
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bros i have a date tomorrow going to a restaurant
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its over punkbros. they hate us
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>>10835279 Why are you even going on a date if you just want cheap, casual sex you degenerate
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THERE'S NO FACKIN DAAAUBT ABAUT IT
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>>10835279 Be funny, that’s literally all it is. Be funny, charming and have confidence. Women cannot resist funny men.
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Punk looks like such a bum
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>>10835279 if she tries to leave just say "that finish doesn't work for me"
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I love The Punkster (you just gotta)
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>>10835296 Anon youre a dumbass
1. its totally normal to meme about boning before a first date
2. even if you just want casual sex if youre just meeting the girl youll probably have to go on a date first
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>>10835252 do they call it collision because the commercials collide with the show?
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>>10835296 Hookers are expensive
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Punk is wrestling in slow motion again
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Starks is a botch machine
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>Imagine thinking that Punk is putting Ricky over tonight
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>>10835362 and you're a bitch machine kek
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Did Punk win and bring David into the ring yet? That's the only reason I'm following this thread right now
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>>10835376 >implying we won't get two nigger winners because punk is a fag Anonymous
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>watching with dad >he says "damn this punk guy is out of shape"
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gettin MAJOR rock vibes from this ricky guy
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kek what a dogshit finish
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>punk won't put ricky ove-AAAAACCCKKKKKKKK
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Haha yes give me full heel Punk once again
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PUNK ACKNOWLEDGIN BENOIT
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>>10835476 he's the babyface
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They're definitely gonna do something with Liger
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>>10835500 based gambler anon
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BENOIT SPOTTED
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LOL Pockets opens the show
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benoit hugged punk !!
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you think your special...
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>500-lb. Orange Cassidy fan behind the announcers
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why the fuck didn't the announcers acknowledge David Benoit?
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just came on here. what's the consensus of this commentator duo? i think it's the best there's been for a long time in aew.
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>orange cassidy
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>>10835547 PUNK DON'T DO IT
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are we supposed to believe Pockets can beat Lance Archer in a shoot?
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>>10835556 Ian like he's auditioning for Kevin's spot, and might as well go for it
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Give me an Archer squash here and I'll go easy on Tony for a while.
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>>10835581 Wrestling is fake, bro.
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>>10835547 "Your dad didn't kill you? Guess I will then"
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>>10835556 far and away the best commentary duo in the history of AEW. they blend perfectly, they tell the story, have voices that aren't obnoxious, and can be loud and hyped up without sounding like manchildren
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>>10835581 Its not only fake but I dont think hes making it through this one
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Orange is such a shitter. Nothing interesting about him
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What the fuck is going on in this match?
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>>10835547 >This is for your father killing himself and his family instead of facing me at Vengeance Anonymous
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this is like a 50 count though
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>>10835661 punk and ftr left the building and elite goyslop has taken back over
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>>10835658 Is Cassidy supposed to be an irl version of Cage from MK?
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Imagine if pockets lost..
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>>10835661 Not Archer winning in under a minute, so it's dogshit.
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>>10835695 Dunno I played fighting games with characters that used functionally different normal moves
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The only reason I'm still here is because of Toni.
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If OC wins I'm never watching aew again
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>Everybody Dies sign near David Benoit
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>>10835753 Thank you for making this
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This is a good match and it’s obvious that Archer is calling it. Shame that OC will inevitably go over.
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>>10835753 is that David's girlfriend?
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>>10835753 why do the benoits always look like fetal alcohol syndrome? chris senior looked the same way. they're almost like cavemen or something
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Fuck off Pockets
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Very shit and overbooked match
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Alright I'm done
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a fucking countout in AEW
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Wow it's amazing. Collision ends and we're clearly back in the indie shitter clownshow
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battle of the belts was a mistake
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>He turned garbage into gold
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SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END SHIT END
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>>10835753 Why are they friends?
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There have been some really questionable finishes here tonight.
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Really Tony? Time to switch to Triplemanía XXXI
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The Calgary Screwjob
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Honestly Archer should have that one
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wouldnt have bothered to protect Archer, crowd clearly doesn't give a shit about him
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Hate all rap gimmicks.
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Love Bowens hate caster
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>>10835824 Kill yourself, OCfag.
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>10835828 In Calgary they know Rap is Crap brother
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Love Marty Hate Shawn
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Best bet to take the title off Orange if not ASrcher tonight. Miro? Evil Jungle Boy?
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>>10835833 there were crickets for his finisher, nobody cares
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Based little white child getting an n-word pass
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he scissored that kid
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the raps are getting so shit now, they need another direction.
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>daddy ass the michaels of dx
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Is caster wearing makeup?
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>Battle of the Belts
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bussin bussin no cap bruh
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who even is trios champs right now, I don't watch Dynamite
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What a time waste. Show me Storm.
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>>10835884 house of blacked
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>>10835884 House of Black and they are a Collision only act
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>our announcment (on battle of the belts) is that we have a title match next week in a different city
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>>10835898 >Toni with Taya's booba Anonymous
Seeing Schivone having fun is so great now whenever I think back to the absolute hell the last few years of WCW must have been for him
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>>10835898 i NEED my nose up toni's rectum
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>>10835902 Honestly better than having them onscreen with QTV
I'm sure QT Marshall is a nice guy and all but fuck's sake he should never be on television again
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>>10835861 The new age outlaws entrance was the Michaels of dx. Everything else is tryhard bullshit. Hhh and Shawn are lame as hell
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>>10835902 I always feed bad when babyface wrestlers cuck the live crowd by telling them they're gonna wrestle for a different city
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>>10835898 Dang shes like a grown up version of the girl I used to babysit. Especially the ass and the fishnets I snuck her for her 9th birthday
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At the risk of coming off as a tourist: Is "They broke the mold when they made X" a trademark catchphrase this guy uses? Because he's said like four times tonight.
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Why won't Taya lose weight?
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>>10835923 Him and the commentators were probably having a drinking game every time something dumb happened
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>>10835986 She probably blames her thyroid or some shit and doesn't try.
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Toni would be perfect if she had a penis
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>>10835986 Because fuck you and your love of heroin whores
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>spray can
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Well since everyone else is wearing cowboy hats...
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>>10835823 I think the plan is zack sabre jr vs oc at all in.
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>Toni not out there during Ruby's match >Ruby out there during Toni's match
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>>10836011 The girl I mentioned found God thanks to me and yelled about it multiple times in a row. Hope that makes you feel better
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I want Toni to take a shit on my chest if you know what i mean
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>>10836029 >Saraya not being there for either after being on the last Dynamite Anonymous
>>10836011 Like all the catholic priests who fucked their altar boys did?
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>David sticking around for BOTB
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>ad for HIV meds during AEW
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>>10836037 its like shes got the lower body of a midget.
idk the proportions are off but I dig it
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Toni's big butt.
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>>10836043 >Catholic Priests are horrible >Nobody talks about how many kids in public schools get touched at higher rates Anonymous
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>>10836073 Because that doesn’t happen
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>Taya stinkface
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Uhhh....did anyone's feed just take a shit?
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YES BASED STINKFACE THANK YOU ALL PEOPLE IN THIS COMPANY NAMED TONY
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The picture died.
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damn aew really did die
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Stellar AEW production values, as always.
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IMAGINE THE SMELL
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What happened to the feed?
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>>10836111 Yeah...watching on cable TV direct from the source too...
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>>10836111 Yep. Seems like they might have lost the uplink.
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I hacked the feed btw.
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botchamania gonna have a day with this
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reports of “disturbance” in the arena.
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Guys I just heard Canada got nuked.
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>>10836073 I hated the daily testicle tug by my coach in Elementary.
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ok gang phone's down lmao
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SOMEONE FUCKING POST THAT STINKFACE!!! AAAAAAHHHHH IM FINNA GONNA COOOOOOOOM!!
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>>10836111 unapproved blind turnbuckle move. program got yoinked
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>feed dies during women’s match
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SEAN ROSS SAPP:>reports of a major disturbance in the crowd, match has stopped and TNT has gone to commercials.
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>>10836154 kek, ruby's face
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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What is happening????
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aew is so fucked we went back in time
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uhhhmmm who won?
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>>10836111 Watching on DirectTV
Missed the ending of the womemes match lol
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WHAT DID BENOIT DO?
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BAH GAWD DAVID BENOIT'S GOT TONI IN THE CROSSFACE
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AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
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Lmao this match is from last week, wtfffff
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WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?WHO WON?
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WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS AGAIN?
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YOU FUCKED UP, lets blame the "Weather"
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SEAN ROSS SAPP:>julia hart match was skipped due to a “fan disturbance”, with a rowdy member of the crowd mooning the audience.
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The absolute fucking state of AEW production.
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jushin liger pissed ricky big league'd him, he cut off the satellite feed
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MARTHA HARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Not even going to tell us who won. I assume Toni, but still, if you know we didn't see the end of the match, you should at least replay the finish.
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>>10836207 based new women's champ
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Toni Storm's match got compromised to a permanent end.
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imagine getting worked by "weather"
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Why are they chanting for Rowan? He's not in AEW
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Tony is definitely smashing that. Giving her that Elite pump!
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>>10836208 It was probably Kishin
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martha can get it
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>>10836218 They were chanting for Bowens, obviously
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>>10836192 Us because we didn't have to see that shit
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JEFFCHADS STAY WINNING
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Oh God, they gave Martha a mic again.
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She's looking good desu
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RECAP OF AEWS BROADCAST:>cut during a toni storm womens title match >random commercials for 5 minutes >jumped back to julia hart vs a fat bitch >bell rings >jumps to ian riccerboni introducing owen hart memorial
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THIS IS BORING
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Bros, I have to inform you that I want to cum balls deep inside Martha.
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>>10836184 Do live shows really satellite and not fiber wire?
They must have never had DishTV as a kid.
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>>10836242 Still made more sense than 2020-22 WWE under senile Vince
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>>10835793 Theyve done countouts before. It's always referee's discretion, or at the demand of one competitor
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Owen in drag lookin nigga
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this bitch always cuts a good promo tbf
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Only way to save this shit is if Ricky smacks Martha with the trophy
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>>10836242 The Julia match was from last week. They clearly had to rush to put *something* on the air.
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>>10836073 People typically don't talk about made-up shit that catholics tell each other to cope with the fact that they hold child rapists as moral authorities
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When the world finally begins to collapse Canada will be taken over by the Hart Foundation mark my words
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Please praise my Husband, but Fuck the WWE... Please pay attention me a Company that never even saw my Husband wrestler
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why isn't ricky acting like a shit now
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Stark should have tongued the fuck out of her, classic heel move
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>>10836280 better than the wef
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So was the shit with Liger not supposed to happen?
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dont let phil find out about this
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>>10836232 >>10836218 They really want Kevin to join AEW
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>>10836285 Vincebucks for the network are being deposited in your account as we speak pal
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>>10836292 >>10836286 Obviously Starks wants to bed her
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>>10836285 GOOOOD MORNING SIR, YES STAND UP FOR WWE SIR
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>>10836286 Owen is serious business
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>>10836296 >men's beginner mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him
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>>10836306 Martha Hart isn't going to fuck you shiteater
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>>10836296 Punk fought against world class talent and almost won
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kino chair entrance
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>>10836339 >world class talent Anonymous
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>>10836253 Satellite uplinks are standard throughout sports broadcasting. The equipment is far more robust than customer-grade equipment, so weather interruptions are comparatively infrequent, and the other benefits outweigh that issue.
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>>10836359 >getting your opponents blood on you is… LE BAD Anonymous
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waste of a kino entrance on 10 man
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>>10836362 >ufc sandals every time
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>Tye Dillinger in the main event
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>david benoit left before christian came out
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>this is the main event
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Christian holding the title is so based
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PEEP CHADS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
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>>10836379 holy shit he’s back
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>>10836387 He literally handled that green piece of shit are you blind
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>>10836387 >Dont let anyone tell you, you dont bel-ACK Anonymous
>match just starts >commercial >7 minutes left
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I'd kill for an MMA cage fight between Moxley and Punk
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>Toni and Taya match will be uploaded to TNT app
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>>10836379 Do they have heat that I don't about?
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poor poochaboreus guy has absolutely nothin goin for him
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>>10836429 It's fucking 10 man vs Botchasaurus, fuck you, e-drone
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>>10836430 Can we do Punk and Hager instead? No disrespect to Mox but Hager would make it a lot more fun
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>>10836429 It's because they went commercial-free for the whole first fall of the tag title match. Gotta make that up somewhere else.
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Lol this Battle of the Belts has been so shit... is this 8 minute match with 2 commerical breaks match really over in 2 minutes?
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>>10836436 Nah just that Christian loves making fun of dead dads and David’s dad is probably the most famous dead dad in all of wrestling
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>>10836448 Not only that, but by showing Scorp watching backstage, they already effectively spoiled that Saurus is retaining.
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>>10836470 I dunno Dominks dad is dead and pretty good too. Hard competition for sure
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>Christian running from Shawn Spears
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>Christian was wearing a sleeveless turtleneck under his jacket
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>LUCHASAURUS REVEALING THE DICKEY UNDER THE JACKET
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>>10836487 >Scorpio in the TNT title picture again why tony why
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I is him name luchasaurus? He’s not a lucha
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Christian looking real jacked, baby.
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hop over to the triplemania thread lads
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christian fa as fuck
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Welp, at least Collision was good tonight.
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>Christian I love you
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>>10836505 If only he'd wrestle again
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>>10836470 Even Christian won't go there, for multiple reasons.
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why doesn't Dasha have an only fans?
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>>10835915 There's no way she'd be wrestling
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Gotta protect Shawn Spears.
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battle of the belts was literally a 0/10 wrestling program
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>>10836524 >It was me David >It was me Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
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Christian does it again, tremendous TNT world champ
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kek Christian don't miss, another great defense
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>>10836528 Who can find fat whores like that anywhere why is she special
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Finally they show the finish of the Storm match.
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you can't say that was three consecutive hours because of the outage
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>demonic Chuck Liddell vs a Mexican dinosaur
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So minus the FTR/Bullet Club match, this was 3 hours I'll never get back.
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>>10836545 Never happen, if for no reason than that WBD execs would shit themselves.
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>>10836551 She's hot as fuck
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lmao they're still taping ROH after that
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>>10836576 At least it's still only 9 o'clock in Calgary. It royally sucks when they pull that shit on the East Coast and the show doesn't wrap up until like 1 a.m.
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>>10836524 I'm an oldfag and an autist that remembers shit like this. Christian pinned Benoit twice in 2005, the year Christian was buried before he jumped to TNA. I'm sure there's a healthy respect there.
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>>10836621 Pretty sure everyone who knew Chris and Nancy (and Daniel) has very complex feelings about the whole thing. At any rate, there's no way anyone can touch that subject without it coming off as in very poor taste.
