>>13532266I actually just woke up. Opted to fuck my sleep schedule instead of pulling an all-nighter so I'm good to go.
Just had this crazy dream where I was Kurt Angle and I hired some baker to make cupcakes for me and the boys in the WWE locker room. But the baker ribbed me by making all the cupcakes dick-shaped. Infuriated, I obviously put him in a rear-naked choke and just when he's about to pass out, Balls Mahoney came into the room and saw the cupcakes. He says something along the lines of "My name is Balls because I EAT BALLS" and he ate one of the dick cupcakes. Then Batista and a bunch of others came out to eat them too and they were actually really good. So we all turned around on them and had a good laugh about it with the baker.