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>be me, Generic Derek
>headlining SpaghettiSlam 3 against Dynamic Dylan
>each of us have a plate of cooked pasta noodles in our corner
>you win the match by making your opponent bleed into his pasta enough to cover the noodles completely
>i've got dylan in a bad way, his noodles are almost half covered
>put him in a camel clutch over his plate to allow the blood to drip
>fucking mark-ass dylan starts spitting on the pasta to dilute the blood
>ref doesn't see. absolute bullshit heel tactics by dylan
>now i'm shoot mad
>pick dylan up
>give him a running burning hammer into the bottom turnbuckle
>starts gushing blood into MY bowl
>pasta completely covered
>ref sees my noodles covered in blood and shouts PASTAMANIA
>match is over
>Dylan gets his hands raised
>ref tried (and succeeded) to fuck on me
