>>7264385last time i got booked by an unknown booker man, it was a disaster
>Dynamic Dylan and myself>booked to main event ppv in some sort of stipulation match>match is a Judy Bagwell hanging from a scissor lift coal-miner's glove first-blood deathmatch>first to 5 pinfalls wins the stupid indie-fed hotdog/handshake belt>for every pinfall, judy has to eat an entire sleeve of saltine crackers>get the coal-miners glove>set up for a diving superman punch>that dastardly dylan doges at the last second and i punch judy bagwell square in the forehead>she starts choking on her 4th sleeve of saltine crackers>harness breaks and she falls on top of me, bleeding and choking>judy goes over with the 5th pinfall>mfw 