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>Stu Grayson vs. El Phantasmo
I'M A... HEADBANGA!
>Mogul Embassy (Swerve Strickland, How Liona, and Bishop Kaun) vs. Roppongi Vice (Rocky Romero and Trent Beretta) and El Desperado
Don't care
>United Empire (Kyle Fletcher, Jeff Cobb, and TJP) vs. Los Ingoberbables de Japon (Shingo Takagi, Bushi, and Hiromu Takahashi)
BUSHI finna jobbing as always
>Womeme
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>MJF (c) vs Hiroshi Tanahashi for the AEW World Championship
Sorry, Ace-sama. You're too old now. You must be a sacrifice to the Jew.
>Men’s Owen Hart Cup Tournament First Round Match: CM Punk vs. Satoshi Kojima
Kojima will lose, sure, but at least have him hit a nasty lariat on Cuck first.
>Adam Cole vs. Tom Lawlor
Not surprised Tom Lawlor is offered to Atom Smoll. Gedo really doesn't give a shit about him.
>Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Katsuyori Shibata vs. Zack Sabre Jr. for the AEW International Championship
Orange Cassidy should retain. Winning belts in situations like these is cringe. Please don't take the fall, Zack.
>Sting, Darby Allin, and Tetsuya Naito vs Le Suzuki Gods (Chris Jericho, Minoru Suzuki, and Sammy Guevara)
Naito has to eat his tranny vegetables if he wants the hermano main course. Doesn't matter as long as Naito doesn't take the fall. Should be fun.
>Womeme
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>”Jungle Boy” Jack Perry vs. SANADA (c) for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship
SANADA should win pretty decisively if fucking Jungle Goy is the defense. But Tiny will make it a way too close match to elevate Goy.
>Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, and Wheeler Yuta), Konosuke Takeshita, and Shota Uminio vs. The Elite (Hangman Adam Page and The Young Bucks), Eddie Kingston, and Tomohiro Ishii
Based match.
>Kenny Omega (c) vs. Will Ospreay for the IWGP US Championship
Don't care about results. Ospreay's cock is only hanging by a thread anyways. Just want it to be a good match.
>Bryan Danielson vs. Kazuchika Okada
Okada winning clean or CHIMP OUT
