>>8970111>get piss drunk at a beer festival>phone died couldnt call an uber>stumble to a hooker hotel buy a room for $50>they dont even have a spare charger for my phone>puke myself the night of from the booze>walker around the city at 7 am trying to walk home>have to hop on bus because no sidewalks in unincorperated part of town>sit next to hobo who carried a big ass stick, he told me it was for self defense and he droped it if cops told him to.Still think about hobo bro sometimes