>>10797466Here some Autistic ones I always had:
>Title belts have meaning within a company. WWE Champion=Face of the company at the moment. Vince's boy.
WWE World Heavy Weight Champion=Top Workhorse/Monster Heel. HHH's boy.
Intercontinental Title: You're a good athlete/workhorse
US Title: You're a giving veteran/good talker/up comer
Tag Team Titles: Vince doesn't understand Tag Team wrestling pal. But WWE titles=Character work/Solidarity World/Smack down=Workhorse/up comers.
WWE Women's: Kinda there, tradition pal.
WWE Diva's: Someone was just horny in the back, most likely Johnny Ace.
WWE Cruiser-weight: Vanilla midgets/Vince doesn't recognize you.
Hardcore Title: You made Vince laugh, have a comedy spot.
Royal Rumble/MITB/KOTR: Moving a chess piece, if all goes wrong we drop em'.
>UFC is just as fixed as WWE, in-fact, most sports are due to inverters and gamblers. >WCW never truly died, it crossed over to TNA and now AEW. It's like that worm demon in Jason Goes to Hell, WCW just kind of changes bodies to survive. >Hulk Hogan was holding back his power levels for the United States audiences knowing if he went all out, people would expect that quality every night and he didn't want to leave the little Hulksters disappointed brother. >Matt and Lita were swingers, Edge was just unlucky to get caught with his pants down. >Mia Yim totally cheats on her husband >Warrior knew some weird shit, Sting is fully aware of the corruption within WWE. Most likely Patt Patterson's cream team. >Cocaine was a bull-shit test Vince utilized to see who the strongest man was. Whoever could control cocaine had the power to be top-guy. >Bobo and the hurt business were a dry-run for the Bloodline story, but WWE wanted to do a favor for The Rock's family hence the title run going on forever. Sorry Cody and Bobo. 