Everybody in the west
Everybody in the east
Every Joshi Iyo will injure
With the burger grease
Get the title
Said the trash can to the cat
You can handly be aware
How I suffer from the cold
And the Cheeto dust on my feet
If we took a little dive
We might have a little title
Prey let us take the air
Said the trash can to the cat (can't nobody)
Said the trash can to the cat
Now you know we are not pedos (fuck with us)
How foolishly you stardom purists talk
When you know we can't watch slop (can't nobody)
Said the trash can with a cat
It can do no harm to try jobbing (fuck with us)
I've as many broken necks as you
Why can't we 619 anymore? (say, can't nobody)
Critics say she slowed down (fuck with us)
And walked about Florida
With a cheerful Sumie friend (can't nobody)
As they toddled round and round the USA
And everybody cried "Where's your white boyfriend"
As they hastened to their side (fuck with us)
See the trash can and the cat
Have come to take the air (y'all, say it y'all)
But in going down an card
To a Arabian house show in the valley
They completely lost their titles
And wandred all day in Damage control
Till, to see them safely back
They paid a no milly for AEW
And Koda and Bayley
Who took them to their house
Then they whisperd to each other
Oh delightful little Iyo (can't no body fuck with us)
What a lovely match we've seen
Let us dine on cheetos and fries
So the Koda and the little Bayle (say it, y'all)
Sukie and the Kana dined
And jobbed upon their heads
Till they toddled to their retirements (can't nobody fuck with us)
Good God (good God)
Revolution, baby way down Iyo
Friday night, y'all say it
Friday night, y'all say it
Say what a beautiful Friday night, y'all say it
Beautiful night, y'all say it
Come on
Say it
Say it loud, y'all
(Oh-Iyo-oh-ooh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGKh0TVJ2Bs 
