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[Tragic News]
There appears to have been a botched call at the news office. Earlier reports of IYO-chan (33) being on Santa's (1752) nice list this year are incorrect. She is actually on the naughty list for her 33rd consecutive year. Old Saint Nick strongly disapproves of her drug smuggling operation and her insatiable apatite for premarital sex with big white cocks. Contrary to our earlier report it is actually Ho-chan (35) who is on Santa's nice list and will be receiving expensive handbags, designer clothes and Balenciaga.
