>>6264456Io's mother was a fucking English teacher over in ching chongland. No joke, ask the joshifags.
She resented her mother's overbearing Americanism so much that she joined prowrestling and became a druggy (two of the most American things in the world).
But that's also how I'm 100% certain she won't go back to her native land: white dudes just have the biggest dicks. As long as Io has her Orange Mocha Frapachinno, her Disney Pass, her Gucci clutch, and a young white boy waiting for her back at the apartment, she ain't going anywhere.
