>>7265431FANTASTIC FREDDIE YOU STILL OWE ME THIRTEEN DOLLARS FOR HEADLINING CLASH AT THE BASH, YOU NO-GOOD PIECE OF TRASH
>be me, Generic Derek>back in the glory days>me and Dynamic Dylan were an unstoppable tag team>already had the tag championships>already ran through every tag team in an 80 mile radius>we talk, decide we deserve a bigger push>ask bookerman Fantastic Freddie if we can contend for the heavyweight title as a tag team>Freddy says that's not even possible>we show him our drawn out schedule of who gets to keep the belt on which days of the week>his allergies seemed really bad that day, kept sniffing and biting his cheek>he finally agrees, says he'll need to keep all the gate money for a belt contendership deposit fee. >never heard of a belt contendership deposit fee, but i guess you've gotta lose money to make money in this business 