>>8135670Prayer is fucking retarded.
>Dear Jesus. I know we're millionaires and everything but please divert your attention away from all of the poor, starving people living in war-torn shitholes for a second and pay attention to us. Please ignore all of these people who you made suffer on purpose for no particular reason and let me and my brother Nick have an extra flippy match tonight, and please God, let us have that same match 6 more times over the next couple of months and more than anything, please, please keep injuring CM Punk every time he as much as looks at a title belt. Okay thanks God, now you can go back to routinely ignoring the prayers of children with terminal cancer. Yours truly, "Christian AF" Matt R. Jackson. Amen.