This is "The Ever Faceless" Anonymous, reporting to you live in the afternoon, bringing you the latest updates in our thread-based wrestling action, /pw/ World Championship's Thursday Night Threaddowns!
Tony learns a hard lesson: success can't be bought! Not unless you put out a sex tape that is! And fitting for the flopping man, he's defeated by a stack of floppy pancakes, managed by Iyo "The Hungry" Sky!
>>14041366Outraged at Tony's attempts to buy the belt, Jak "The Crimson Tears" howls at Tony!
>>14041377But the sugary sweetness of Strawberry "The Decorated" Pancake was overcome by "The Hillbilly"! He loves beer, he loves his cows, he loves spitting into spittoons and telling people they're number one!
>>14041488The previous champion Tony attempted to take the belt back, but to no avail.
>>14041982Taunting all challengers, The Hillbilly (who may be Will Ospreay?) shows his smugness. You'd think the ring would smell like shit with that kind of eating grin!
>>14043800 But all reigns must end, as Toni "Thirst Trap" Storm emerges!
>>14044100Then the title is taken by Kenta "The Blue Sky"!
>>14044588However, "Badass" Underpimper pimps Kenta like he owes him money, and he probably does!
>>14044788After Pimper collected, Maven "The Haw" Huffman takes the belt while displaying a hilarious photo of his friend Kevin Nash. Poor old Nash just wasn't quite the same after the incident in 92. May he rest in piece.
>>14044911And lastly, somehow Rei "The Bait" Ayanami takes the belt for herself!
>>14045222Will this make her understand her emotions better, or will she create a different kind of impact!? All this, and more, should the doors tomorrow still be open! That's all for this update, and from me today! This is "The Ever Faceless" Anonymous, signing out!
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