Good morning and evening to all degenerates, shitposters and bastards around the world! This is "The Ever Faceless" Anonymous, reporting to you live in the afternoon, bringing you the latest updates in our thread-based wrestling action, /pw/ World Championship's Friday Morning Flamewars!
A turn of events! With my own last night, I seem to have achieved my own dubs!
>>14045822And while this is a cause for celebration, it seems like everyone else quickly took after it, Samantha "The Voice" Irvin took her own crack at the title... to my post!?
>>14046444She even got trips too! Well played, Samantha, well played...
But it doesn't stop there, as Sunny live from the court room, declares herself as champion of sex queefing!
>>14046599But a veteran like Pat Patterson is used to anal atrocirites! In fact, I think it turns him on!
>>14046644But it seems like this "man" was too much for Fag Faggerson as his invitation to rape was too much!
>>14046666Another whirlwind of happenings, and many great champions to be had!
...is what I would say, but these people were in fact, NOT valid challengers!
It seems as though people had been confused on my own dubs that I was mistakenly the champion, but as stated in the rules, those who challenge the champion MUST reply with a picture! As it stands, Rei "The Second Waifu" Ayanami is still champion!
>>14045222I think we just witnessed our first case of booking! But with booking as chaotic as that, who needs Vince? Russo or The Man, take your poison!
That's all for this update! We'll be back after this commercial break!
>HEY YOU>YEAH YOU FAGGOT STANDIN ROIGHT THEYA>I'M VINCE FOCKIN RUSSO AND I'M HEYA TO TELL YOUSE HOW TO BOOK SHIT >YOU WANNA HAVE GOOD CHARACTAS? GOOD WRITING? GOOD, HOT ANGLES FORGEDDABOUDDID>YOU WANNA PUTCHOUR COMPANY OUDDA BIDNESS, I'M YOUR MAN FA THE JAB, SO JUST COME ON DOWN TO RUSSO'S RETARDED WRITING ROOM, AND I'LL TELLS YA ALL HOW TO FUCK UP YA PROMOTION>RUSSO'S ROOM: BECAUSE CORNETTE CAN BLOW MY CHODE 
