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Bros... Do you feel that? That shaking... It's as if the entire world...no, the universe...nay, SPACE-TIME ITSELF is trembling... Existence is being torn asunder, tossed about like a child's toy by some titanic force... Infinity and eternity are rupturing, caught in a veritable maelstrom of peerless might... The fabric of reality is breaking down, quaking like a leaf caught in the inexorable wake of a tumultuous storm from which there can be no possible escape... Even time is quivering, struggling futilely to break this monstrous grip...
Bros...who...WHAT the fuck could be doing this? This transcends all known laws of physics... How could a single entity be so powerful? Who the FUCK could be fucking strong enough to...to...to...
Oh, shit
Oh, SHIT
FUCK...
FUCK
BROS
IT'S HIM
IT'S...
The Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Conqueror of CUNTs. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainemnt. The Favourite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Hunter of Hound-wankers. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Niggers. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanilla midgets. The Woe of WCW. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots
>the guy
>a big deal
>main eventer
>A+ player
>chicks want him
>guys too
>works hard
>works marks
>works smarks
>works anti-smarks
>works through horrible injuries
>main evented the highest drawing Wrestlemania
>best member of DX, The Kliq, Power Trip, Evolution, DX 2.0 and Authority
>Vince's favorite son
>won the Monday Night Wars
>WITH A FREAKING TANK
THE INDOMITUS REX
THE TERROR THAT RISES
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
THE CREATOR
THE DESTROYER
THE MOTHERFREAKIN' GAME
HUNTER
HEARST
HELMSLEY
