Here's how the match is gonna go, rook. To start, I'm gonna ask a simple yes or no question. For the first spot, the first reply is gonna say "yes" and then we're gonna follow it up with a "no". After that, we're need to run through a maybe/I don't know sequence before topping it off with "can you repeat the question?" to pop the ones in the cheap seats and for the finish we're just going to continue in the Malcolm in the Middle theme song for the rest of the thread. Don't fuck it up.

You got all that?