>starts by walking in without music, holding a mic
>cuts promo on obese smelly marks who can't get laid
>show off the muscles that will get Steiner reclined with babes all night
>impress the few women who are there
>announce a whooping of a sissy every week, starting with Orange Cassidy tonight
>win and take the TV belt
>next week, Jack Perry
>there's already more females
>whoop the jungle jackoff
>week after that, promo on the babes in the women's locker room: "you deserve a real fucking freak like me, the kinda man, a real man, who can satisfy you whether you like it or not"
>Julia Hart comes out and joins him
>next week, fight with Malachai Black over Julia jumping ship to the Steiner Streamliner
>heem him with the belt
>Ruby Soho comes out: "I heard you're a genetic freak. I'm into freaky things, Steiner. Am I freaky enough for you?"
>"You're not normal. You've got a 99% chance of pleasing me baby."
>two babes in the bathhouse
>next week, Soraya wears chainmail to the interview
>Renee Moxley-Goode asks why the mail
>"I'm wearing it to honour my new love"
>why.jpg
>"He already knows me hihi"
>meanwhile in the ring, Steiner bulldogs Adam Page for the 1-2-3 to honour his brother
>another week goes by
>it's fucking MJF; "BIG, POPPA, PUMP. That's what they used to call ya, back when you were pumping all night."
>"THE ONLY THING YOU'VE PUMPED IN YOUR LIFE IS LEGAL TENDER, JEW BOY, STACK THOSE SHEKELS AND RACK EM BABY, TALK ABOUT YOUR FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING, I KNOW ALL ABOUT FRACTIONS, YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME MJF NOW GET LOST"
>MJF: "Ooooh, big words instead of a whooping. Looks like I'm not a sissy after all my good internet critics *wink at the camera*"
>"DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH YOU FAG, YOU WANNA GET WHOOPED I'LL MESS YOU UP FOR FREE"
>PPV match for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship
>the whole women's roster comes to the ring
>99% of the audience is female
>Steiner wins
>collective orgasm
