>>11918264Lines of coke off of Riho's ass. Piss on the toilet seats in the EverBank Stadium away team locker room. Make the Bucks fight each other with broken beer bottles. Make Darby do a coffin drop off of the Dames Point Bridge. Make Stink get a tan. Have Christian serve as my wingman and hit up every bar in town. Hire more joshi. Force MJF to eat a ham sandwich if he didn't want to be buried. Call up CM Punk in the middle of the night and fart into the phone when he answers. Buy all the property around CM Punk's shithole building in Chicago and turn it into homeless housing and methadone clinics. Sign Katsuhiko Nakajima and just have him kick people in the head all the time. Do a no rope exploding barbwire death match, but actually pay Onita to bring his people in like Tremont did instead of getting a couple of crackheads to set up the gimmicks. Bring back the tunnels. Have a golden litter made and make Big Show and Mark Henry carry me around everywhere.
If I was a manchild with functionally unlimited money there are a lot of things I would do instead of seethe at nobodies on the internet.
