>>12098452>ly whimpering and groaningBeen there bro, Alexa is responsible for probably the most surreal and borderline traumatic experience of my life when she made me literally ejaculate in my pants in public a few years ago when I was sat front row at a house show whimpering and groaning at the brink of orgasm trying to act like everything was chill through gritted teeth and whiteknuckles for the 10 minutes I sat 4 feet behind Alexa eyelevel with her ass crack while she was in a tag match where she spent the entire thing outside on the apron bouncing up and down on the spot until the hot tag for the finish...which meant I full on had Alexa Bliss's basically bare bum clapping away in my face just 4 feet in front of me (barriers are way closer to the ring for most house shows) (this was during her "biscuit butt" era so those were some bouncy dumpy bum cheeks).
I almost held it in but it overwhelmed me just before the final bell as I speedwalked to the bathroom but didn't make it as the stimulation from the friction in my jeans had me squirting into my pants uncontrollably with every step.
I don't think people realised though
