>>12565258He's global thermonuclear death incarnate, never loses, is always beating the odds, and when he jobbed just once in his life it was to a weapon so terrifying (oxygen destroyer) that it was never used again.
Also the Japanese know how to book monster heels. Whenever Americans book this guy, he winds up being a fat obese lethargic shitter who can't move, has an obsession with fish, and always has to work dark matches (literally, in the dark).
When the Japanese book Godzilla, he's fit, he's quick, he runs and jumps, does bicycle kicks on enemies, and can't be stopped unless you present him with two cute babyface fairies who sing to a moth. Or if you present him with the world heavyweight championship.
