https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ

>Verse 1
You're a KWAB one, Mr. Nash
You really are a slag
You're as manly as a tranny, you're as charming as a fag, Mr. Nash
You're a bad wrestler with a.. colostomy baaaaag

>Verse 2
You're a monster, Mr. Nash
Your head's an empty hole
This alley's full of boners, you've got dark dick in your soul, Mr. Nash
It was (all together) a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

>Verse 3
You're a vile one, Mr. Nash
You have tin men in your Oz
You have all the obsoleteness of a post-walled Mrs. Claus, Mr. Nash
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the saggy Mrs. Claus

>Verse 4
You're a foul one, Mr. Nash
You're a nasty-wasty witch
Your throat is full of unwashed cocks, your hole is full of itch, Mr. Nash
The four words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "KEK, WHAT, A BITCH!"

>Verse 5
You're a rotter, Mr. Nash
You're the king of sinful thoughts
Your heart's a dead promotion stuffed with mindless Russo spots, Mr. Nash
Your colon is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable fluids imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots

>Verse 6
You nauseate me, Mr. Nash
You're a creature of the swamp
You're a sultry jerky jockey and Detroit gave you a romp, Mr. Nash
You're as interesting as Marge Schott loudly reading
Excerpts from Mein Kaaaaaampf