[Breaking News] The UN Today drafted a resolution to set a recruiting goal for able-bodied, erection-capable White men aged 18 to 35 to volunteer to serve as Asuka player's (42) personal concubines. "If she does not get enough satisfaction," warned one expert, "The economic and environmental consequences could be disastrous." Another leading researcher claimed, "The longer she goes without coitus with a young White man, the more likely she will turn into a sexually depraved demonic force of Hell. Godspeed to those Anons willing to risk life and limb to engage in brutal, rough, kinky sex with this woman, who is somebody's mother."
