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TONIGHT from Phoenix, Arizona>Chris Jericho vs "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita w/Don Callis >Hechicero, Mascara Dorada, & Volador Jr. vs Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, & Jon Moxley >"Timeless" Toni Storm vs Red Velvet >Tony Khan will make a Big Announcement >"Hangman" Adam Page vs Swerve Strickland, winner faces Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship at Revolution >Big Bill & Ricky Starks(c) vs Darby Allin & Sting in a Tornado Tag match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship
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Hey, guys, New JaKWAB here
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I thought people were memeing but both these guys might actually be this generation's Rock/Austin
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>>13319350 Don Callis shit probably
And another feud with Jericho
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>randomly becomes a no DQ match in the middle of the match
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>>13319342 >AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #2 Anonymous
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Fifth for penisless women
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>>13319373 But enough about slop down
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>>13319350 Ospreay will pull a pac and only show up for random bangerinos once every month
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feel bad for hangmam he's a good wrestler but literally every else he does is cringe
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Carmelo>>>>swerve
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Christ are they STILL doing the swerve-page feud? Swerve deserves better
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>>13319350 Same thing that happened to Takeshita but he'll say bruv a lot
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>>13319393 but enough about ur dad, Phil
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>>13319392 >opt out of a countdown victory >make it a DQ literally what
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Is wooo energy any good
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>>13319409 he pretty much has to if he's going to remain part of the elite since the bucks turned
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I AM THE TABLE
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table went into business for itself baka
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Skipping game threads even with Botcha Banks debut? Must be a terrible show so far K-E-K
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>>13319350 >What's the tranny prediction on how Tony Khan will ruin Will Ospreay like he ruined Jay White? He'll give Ospreay one or two "big" singles matches, throw him in a faction or a trios team, and have him work Collision and Rampage before making him randomly disappear for weeks at a time.
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>>13319409 Yeah. I thought Swerve might turn to a sorta face too but I'm thinking maybe not.
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I AM THE TABLE
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>>13319429 >that doesnt work for me brother Anonymous
>that time the announce table collapsed under its own weight
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>drive by pointing
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Hangman is a fatass.
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little white cuck table
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based Nana knows where all the tables are.
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Not even memeing, what the fuck is the problem with this company and table spots? They have an unusually high failure rate with them.
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>>13319350 Random 5 star matches and no long term plan whatsoever
And if Wembley shows stop selling, not even that
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>Slowly rolls onto table >Collapses immediately
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yeah this ain't it chief
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end this boring match already
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This is going to be MOTN
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>this is still going
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Let me guess, this was the best match ever, just like every other Aew match in history?
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This should have ended 30 mins ago
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Just tuned in. Is Hangman turning heel?
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SHEEEEEEEIT, thought that was it
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>>13319452 I mean you want your tables to break just not on their own.
>>13319445 NXT had that happen.
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>>13319342 Does the Skin the Cat Lariat have a name?
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Hangshitter spamming buckshots
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>>13319373 Its ok when WM 17 does it, huh piggiE
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>>13319462 You can't count the trios match out.
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How is this so good ?
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>>13319469 Thats right fatso
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>>13319480 claudio is in it so no
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Fucking Nana and the mini dance.
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>>13319470 Cool your little microwave generation brain out and enjoy a good match for once.
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>>13319469 Yeah, faggot. Whatchu gonna do about it?
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NANA POWERING HIM UP
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>>13319475 Since it's weaker than a buckshot maybe like a pistol whip?
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>nana does the dance to charge swerve up
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>>13319480 Honestly looking forward to that one too.
This match is setting a tone tho
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>>13319491 Angry Cheeto fingers typed this while hugging onto his Omega body pillow.
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Nana using ancient mystical magic to revive Swerve
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>>13319350 He's attached to Don Calis
We all already know how it's gonna go
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>never used the table
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HANGMAN JUST TURNED HEEL ON PRINCE NANA
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>>13319405 Tony knows the Swerve vs Page feud gets a good reaction(not necessarily good ratings though) but he doesn't understand why, so he just keeps mindlessly rehashing it.
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>30 minutes just passed
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>>13319504 got a pop outta me tb qh
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>>13319500 >>hangman is a schizo that thinks everyone is always interfering in his matches >Schizogimmicks are over with me brother Anonymous
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shoot or worked ankle injury?
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>>13319511 theres at least 3 more finishers left. the table has time
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A 40 min match with Hangma'am, the ratings are going to be awful. This shit is going to end up a time limit Draw
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Double turn kino
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>>13319514 We popped for it in New Orleans last week despite a bad card.
Moreso for Swerve tbqh senpai
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Swerve took all of that though
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GODDASMN RIGHT!!
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>>13319516 they are shoot pissed just the way brock likes his illegally solicited sex videos
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This is by far the best TV match in this company's history.
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Successful table spot!
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TK rig the damn tables to work correctly!
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>TLD
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>>13319530 Calm down peep Pajeet. Go enjoy your Daniel Garcia vortex.
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>>13319541 Omega vs Danielson bro. But this is second place easily.
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>35 minutes so far of a legit classic
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WOW SO SHOCKING
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>>13319541 no that would be kenny vs christian and kenny vs danielson
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Best TV match of the year so far
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kek based finish
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THIS MATCH FUCKING RULES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>13319530 he already changed the match 3 times. he should just say lol I win
omg I actually hate you
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it is what it is
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>time limit without time warnings
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>>13319561 I love crazy Harley
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OBVIOUS outcome
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JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
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Based time limit draw TK.
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I shoot love time limit draws, specially ending that close. That was a 7 star for me dog
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HOLY FUCKING KINO
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damn bro, Tony's COOKING!
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5 MORE MINUTES
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>>13319562 onions. absolute onions.
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>>13319568 nigger stfu, nobody cares about Cucknette and his jew buddy here. You're in an Elite Chad thread.
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Time limits without time warnings by the announcer are so retarded
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CALLED IT, Time Limit Draw, Triple Treat Bullshit
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>>13319541 you retards say this every other week
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Kek BASED HANGMAN
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Great fucking match
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Hangman has redeemed himself since having the WOTY reign, and starting the drama with the GOAT (Cm Punk)
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please no more
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Based heel hangman
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>>13319342 And 100k just turned the channel
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Dog wanker really doesn’t know how to book time limit draws, only New Japan does them right by announcing stuff like 1 more minute remaining.
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based hanger fuck the fans
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Is just me or Swerve looks like Dredd?
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Wow. Blackum Rhodes debutted
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double turn is happening btw
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>#1 in the rankings >not #1 contender >#2 has never beaten him
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>heel Hanger
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>>13319587 Fucking kek seriously and they wonder why they are so prone to liking FOTMs.
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Oh shit, they're double turning. Swerve raped his baby
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Kek based Based Hangman TA
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Didn't Tony say he was a big puro fan?
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BASED
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>Joe gets fucked for no reason
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Why would you book hangman to say that. Why is he being chickenshit.
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TRIPLE THREAT KINO INCOMING
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>>13319568 One minor flaw doesn’t cancel out everything else that made this match great.
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that was good shit bros
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>YOU ARE A NIGGER
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>breaks into his house and threatens his family
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Oh we all knew it was going to be a threeway.
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>a whitey, a nigger and a fat samoan in a threesome
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kek hangman acting like a scared heel is based af
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why can't tony just book a random retard out of nowhere angle? What's the point in it always be obvious as fuck
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if samoa joe has to leave to film the second season of twisted metal, fuck it give swerve a title run
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Hangman should change his gimmick from Cowboy to Porn Star with that stache.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>13319568 there was a 5 minute warning though
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>>13319625 That's not chickenshit, that's spiteful bro.
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Ric Flair energy drink advertisement in the background as Hanger loses his shit, kino.
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Why is Hangma'am reacting like a chicken shit heel?
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>>13319625 >chickenshit He's right though, Swerve didn't win
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BULLSHIT, Pussy ass triple Threat
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Based angle to book a logical threeway.
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>>13319625 This is my only gripe with this. Hangman should have just beaten Swerve to a pull via dirty shit, but not chicken out like a bitch. Still I'm happy with the double turn, it was the best way to go with this.
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This shit better end up with Hangma’am turning heel and being the corporate champion with EVP’s Matthew and Nicholas Jackson being heel Elite.
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So Swerve breaks into the dudes house threatens his kids and cheats him constantly but gets favored treatment because its BLM month?
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Hangman isn't wrong here
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>>13319631 I heard it to anon. I can't believe TBS would air that.
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>IM GONNA GET MY NOOSE AND HANG THIS JIGABOO
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>>13319624 It was obvious Joe is just keeping the belt warmer for Swerve or Ospreay and those will fight for the title in All In.
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>>13319625 Because Swerves been fucking with him for months and he can't seem to do anything about it, It's driving him insane
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>>13319625 He doesn't care if he wins, just as long as Swerve doesn't.
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the build, this match, swerves aspiration..all of it, straight to the bin
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GO HANGMAN FUCK NIGGERS
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i like hangman's e-drone gimmick
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A Triple Threat is the right way to go desu
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>>13319652 cuz it's a double turn and also Hangman has lost twice to Swerve already and didn't wanna go for a third time
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Tony Khan is not very good at this whole booking thing
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>>13319568 My problem with it is they're randomly selective about using it. When it actually got down to nut cutting time in the Continental Classic, they told you how much time was left. Bryan and Omega and I'm pretty sure the one other time it happen in the early years they announced it. Then when MJF and Cole did it, they stopped and did this same stupid 5 minute shit.
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>>13319662 Yeah.. I'm thinking kino is back on the menu, boys.
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>>13319634 Blackies can do no wrong, its dey culture to break into your home and terrorize your baby
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>>13319666 >It's driving him insane does he Swerve?
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Royal crackers sucks
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i actually liked that booking and i mostly hate how aew books shit
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One thing that annoys me about Dynamite is when TK immediately announces stuff. Bitch, we all knew it was most likely gonna be a three way. Let the story breathe and let Hangman get some heat for a week while people bicker online. Could have easily announced the event next week, even had Joe say they were both worthy and make it seem like it was his idea instead of pre-planned.
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>>13319665 This. There not pulling the belt off of Joe this soon especially when he set Punk straight at Wembley and got the pussy to actually do the match when he was ready to leave.
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>>13319682 why are you seething little bro not enough dancing Tozawa for ya?
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>>13319665 should be Swerve will probably be Ospreay. Dont forget about Adam Cole xD
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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How's Renee looking tonight bros? Old and Haggard?
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>>13319685 The only out they could have if Swerve just admits he wouldnt have done anything and jut wanted to put the spotlight on himself no matter what. He could use the angle that Hangman is a former champ and would always get the spotlight while a guy like him would be ignored and he had to do something crazy to get eyes on him
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What was the big announcement that Tony said he'd make? I'm just now tuning in.
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>>13319717 you got this shit in America?
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cum revolution
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>>13319682 >Tony Khan is not very good at this whole booking thing >Another "5 star match" that we'll all have forgotten about within a couple of months, though. Anonymous
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Joe's got a point.
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>>13319723 hasn't happened yet
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>>13319723 Mercedes in Boston
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>>13319723 We're not at announcement time yet bro.
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>>13319723 didn't happen yet
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crying shame to take the belt of Joe too, not an easy decision to make
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>>13319723 It hasnt happened yet you fucking faggot
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ZAMN this bitch looking fine tonight
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God Renee looks like a middle aged alcoholic mom
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good god this wop bitch gets fatter every week
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Why can't perazzo dress like a human?
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TONI :D
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>Shows up to AEW in under a month >Already #1 contender for Women's title
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i thought you guys said tony wasn't over?
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I want to chew the fat with Dianna Purrazzo
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>womeme
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>>13319718 still think Hangman is more justified then Swerve yet hes the heel when Swerves goons have gotten involved in their matches and the for mentioned house invasion
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>be part of the devil shit >"the powers that be dont like me"
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>>13319749 isn't that pretty much what she is
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>>13319723 The tranny from tna is debutting.
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>>13319723 Tony revealed your closeted homosexuality
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>>13319749 so that's why she turns me on
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>>13319682 Not enough surprise returns from 50 year old "legends"?
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YELLOWY LOADS (in black and white)
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god damn Deonna has a gunt the catering is already getting to her
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I want Deonna to SHIT all over me
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>>13319749 they fuck the best
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lacey black outfit really doesn't look like it is slimming on this Ravioli.
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So does anyone know why Hayter is even out? What was her injury exactly? Where the fuck is Britt Baker? I feel like the only women active in AEW right now are people that debuted in the last year or less.
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>>13319768 Omg, I love Josh Alexander
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kek Tony setting up the women for failure after that hit match. Crowd’s gonna be dead for this.
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miscengenation with red velvet
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>>13319794 Women working the cool down spot just like they should
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>>13319789 shoulder injury
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she’s fighting the champ to go on and fight the champ..?
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>>13319760 Sasha will be #1 contender having zero matches. The rankings are going to be dropped again by the end of the year.
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What does from your mommas kitchen mean
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>>13319768 Which one? There's at least two. One was in the Royal Rumble.
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>>13319723 He found a really sexy border collie outside the arena and he thinks it likes him
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>>13319805 >>13319807 When she got injured it looked like nothing
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I can't tell if Red Velvet is Dominican or black
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bruh, what is this bitch commentating for?
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I miss the anime women
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Last is 100% right about Toni's Storms gimmick.
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>>13319765 You would be right but it would go a long way towards redeeming a monster instead of just handwaving it
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>>13319814 a breast popping out during a McDonald's fight is always a good time
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Toni's pantyhose is working me into a shoot
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>>13319814 YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
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>>13319814 absolute unit, the fuck was this broad thought was gonna happen?
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>>13319829 They're the same
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>>13319814 JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
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>>13319814 that's a big bitch
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>>13319814 >McTitty ill allow it
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>>13319789 I thought Britt Baker is coming back as the female member of the Undisputed Kingdom?
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>>13319834 Does Cornette let him fuck his wife while he watches?
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>>13319817 UFC does that shit all the time though. It's not really surprising.
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>>13319826 The estimation for her return was some time around nowish.
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>>13319829 As if there’s a difference
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I want tos stir up Velvet's insides
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I could shoot Thesz press all of you
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So odds of Red Velvet breaking her neck?
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>>13319867 Surmise the essence
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This is a lively crowd with a bit of a smark vibe about them
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>Luther getting a chant
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>>13319814 That bitch is like 6'5 300+ and still couldnt knock out that bitch, even the biggest bitches are weak af
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>>13319858 UFC is as fucking fake as prowrestling when it comes to the carney bullshit they pull.
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>>13319867 trip is off kumquat
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for the love of God I need signs of life from Jamie
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>>13319881 Why did she wait for a second spanking?
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>>13319888 >Ngannou just fought Tyson Fury despite having zero matches Boxing does it too. Everything is fake as shit.
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>>13319867 Shame about the tat
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Not even the commentators give a fuck about this match lol
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ding-dong diddly red velvet
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I can't rate Red anymore because she started wearing pants.
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Random thought but Aubrey has become a decent ref as of late
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womens wrestling was a mistake
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Velvet is a cute
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>>13319917 I mean I'd prefer them in baby oil with bra and panties.
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I would take that hip attack all day
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That wasn't a good ankle lock
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Toni's legs sex
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Mariah looks great
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Best Friends promos are terrible
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>>13319910 I miss her terrible standing moon saults
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What happened to Yuta?
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Hechicero looked good in his previous matches
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Hechicero showing up Danielson again
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He knows that stung
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Taz hates Mexicans
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jesus, the strikes and sells are so bad in AEW. i guess thats what you get when theres nobody in the locker room to give you a hard time when you look like shit
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Garcia should've joined BCC
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>>13319585 They did mention it. Retard
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