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TONIGHT from Huntsville, Alabama>Sting's Final Dynamite! >Orange Cassidy(c) vs Nick Wayne for the AEW Internation Championship >Atlantis Jr. vs Corazón de León >Kris Statlander vs Syke Blue >Will Ospreay is ALL ELITE! >"Hangman" Adam Page announces his status for Revolution >Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood, & Eddie Kingston vs Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, & Jon Moxley
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Sting's Final Dynamite Kicks off Revolution Week | AEW Control Center: Huntsville, 2/28/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMqxz0QvNVc Anonymous
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>>13591585 >open challenge title match >on ppv go home show >ppv has match for same title >zero story between respective factions TK does it again
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>>13591585 Mmm that's a yummy yummy free TV hot shot to me! That's 76 hot shots in the last 80 weeks
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I ate a whole xl pizza and shat my pants
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>>13591585 sky blue is so fucking ugly, holy fuck
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>>13591585 HOLY FUCKING KINO
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>>13591646 You say this every week
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I got small dick the gout and I love aew
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>>13591585 Yung Bussin finna cop that belt no cap on a stack
Can Ospreay even cut a promo? I'm excited regardless. Sting segment should be good, BCC/FTR match should be good.
Everything else who gives a fuck lol
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No hype. Here's a pity bump so you don't have to make the thread again.
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>>13591585 Utterly dimeless. Shant be watching.
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>>13591683 And it’s kino every week
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Kek what a shitshow
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>>13591585 >Sting's Final Dynamite! Legitimately a shame I will miss this due to the rest of the card
>Orange Cassidy(c) vs Nick Wayne for the AEW Internation Championship Seriously?
>Atlantis Jr. vs Corazón de León Seriously, TK?
>Kris Statlander vs Syke Blue >Will Ospreay is ALL ELITE! >"Hangman" Adam Page announces his status for Revolution >Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood, & Eddie Kingston vs Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, & Jon Moxley It makes sense in story but Kingston shouldn't be in a tag team with FTR
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>>13591807 Will has shown none of this fire in AEW
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>>13591596 already pissing away his first mark contract by replacing everything
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>>13591921 thanks for the blog post
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WEEK 53 BAY BAY!
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>>13592010 He's been doing the odd guest spot, and half the time his promos have been youtube exclusive. So we'll have to see now that it's his main gig. Anyway time for my gimmick.
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>>13592085 I hope to someday look back on the mandatory weekly OC/Jericho segments era as something that eventually stopped but I have my doubts
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>>13592739 She signed off on this? Why would she let it be posted?
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>>13592773 I've see some good scrambles but theres nothing on the line here
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>>13591585 Who the fuck is Atlantis Jr? Why is he wrestling Jericho? Isn't Jericho feuding with Takeshita and Don?
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>>13591585 Sting is literally the only good thing about this card.
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>>13592739 You know what... BBC can have her.
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>>13592816 jericho used to tag with his dad and cmll and aew have a partnership.
if you watch the show, they'll bring this all up and explain it. not everything needs to be spoonfed lil bro.
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>>13592010 His promo on Jericho last year was based
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>watching kinomite while shitposting with my elite bros
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>>13591585 Does Christian just never really wrestle too much? It’s weird how much Jericho does, but he doesn’t. I feel he’s working through some
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>>13593031 Jericho didn't have a huge gap in his career.
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>>13593069 retard was probably at the wrong baggage claim, gotta love the billy GOAT
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>>13591585 no 3k attendance?
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>>13593069 I GOT MY BAGS BRUV
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>>13593119 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_Braun_Center >The Von Braun Center (known as the Von Braun Civic Center until 1997) is an entertainment complex, with a maximum arena seating capacity of 9,000 Grim, can't even get 3500 for Sting's last appearance on their marquee show.
What an ice cold promotion
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>>13593119 Fake and 10k arena lmao
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>>13593119 Thanks for the update, ticket tranny.
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>>13593168 Mercedes vs Jamie at Wembley will be iconic
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>>13593147 Would rather wrestle for 3000 wrestling fans who love wrestling than 9000 NPC bozos that hate wrestling just want to do singalongs
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>>13593069 shoot retard btw
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>>13593206 he’s our based retard
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I hope they have a graphic for Virgil and immediately afterwards an ad for Olive Garden's sweet, sweet meat sauce
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>>13593168 She's gonna come back roided up
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>>13593230 And still have no tits
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>>13593230 she left to have a kid
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>>13593230 good maybe they'll put her in the men's division where there might be someone on her level
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>>13591585 Oh
Thats actually a great card lmao, i'll be watching.
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>>13591585 >Huntsville, Alabama is tony shoot retarded?
WHY DOES HE KEEP RUNNING THE HILLBILLY STATES? meltzer has already submitted empirical evidence that the poor and uneducated (the south) do not like AEW, yet tony runs loops in the market? is this jarrett's doing?
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is Ospreay gonna wrestler tonight or is he just going to have a segment?
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>>13592085 Jesus, when you see it put like that, they did have a bad period. Injuries and shit added up, almost impossible to at least that shit of a lineup right now.
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will the angelic riho player appear on the show?
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>>13591585 Grim. Its literally Sting and nothing else.
There's almost something there with FTR (if they hadn't been jobbed out for months) and BCC (if Mox never joined) but nope. Oh and Eddie the Fake Fat Fuck being thrown in is an instant killer.
Everything else is garbage.
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Why is Tony debuting Ospreay in some random Dynamite, and why is his first match a random match with Take at Revolution with absolutely no build?
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>>13593572 Who needs stories when you can have dream matches, baby
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LIGHT THE FUSE
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>>13593572 Tony doesn't know how to book professional wrestling
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LETS GOOOOOOOO
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I unironically have a boyfriend
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Did Tony finally sign Big Dime Shelton?
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Hangman is right
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>>13593432 segment
he's wrestling on the ppv
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>not looking good
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Henlo my fellow Dynamitesisters
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All Crutch Wrestling
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Dynamite used to start with a match.
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I’m feeling sexy I might flash my dick up in this damn audience right now here today. Keep an eye on the third row boys. Tired of these WWE fans, accusing all of us having no dick. But the bust out this 9 1/2 baby
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>>13593605 it still does like 95% of the time
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LMAO EVERYONE IN AEW IS GLASS BONED
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He's over doing it
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Starting with Cowgirl Shit... Dire
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man I love excalibur bants with taz but I fucking hate his 'acting' on commentary
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>>13593606 Shut up, damn idiot
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>>13593607 Nash in wheelchair work?
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>boo him for weeks even though Swerve is morally a heel >fakes an injury >gets cheered
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>"Not looking good" s the cheeky comment for the week
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No one is watching this. sad but true
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Im still not cheering for Swerve over Hangman just because its BurnLootMurder month and im supposed to forget he threatened to eat his kid
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I'm gonna miss The Stinger, bros.
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when it comes to latino mc's there's none bigger
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>hes just really good at his job
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So is Hangman costing Swerve the match?
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Here comes swerve
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>>13593622 >confronting a white man's white privilege makes you a heel Wrong
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There was 0 reason for Hangman to be in the match in the first place.
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>>13593606 You ain't gonna do shit
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>>13593628 Stop being 65 years old.
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He hopped up the stairs but put full weight on it getting in the ring. Total work.
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Swerve about to call him a coward
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you can hear all 75 people there. holy shit
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>starting with a promo
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Hangmaam legit injured or work?
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SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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>>13593637 he is, he’s literally working you right now kek
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THAT GOD! Hangman Fucked
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>>13593634 You've got an entire folder of "girls" with stingers to make up for it.
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>>13593656 Oy Vey stop being anti-semetic
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Tell me somebody just got the video of that absolute brain dead person doing the Nana that was incredible. That’s gonna be the best AEW fan video ever.
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>>13593663 100% of the Dynamites that beat WWE head to head started with a match. Now AEW wants to be WWE.
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Swerve is kinda bad at promos lol
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>>13593664 when it happened I remember someone saying it was a work because he had personal problems that might make him miss the show but who knows
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AEW guys are always injured. Maybe they should start wrestling like professionals and not Flippy outlaw indie mudshow retards.
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>>13593676 >aew wants to be the top company good idea!
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>>13593674 because he's black
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>parade of conveniently timed interruptions
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>>13593663 I don't mind it on the show directly before or after a PPV.
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destiny arrives all the same
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When are Double or Nothing tickets suppose to go on sale?
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>>13593689 b-but AEW is the safest promotion of all wrestling promotions
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This is the worst fucking show I have ever seen in life
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Having a hot cup of talk in the opening segment like it's freakin Raw
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WHATA WE GOT HERE? A COUPA HATERS? A COUPA HATERS?
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>>13593684 and you're kinda bad at wiping your ass!
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kek, Joe has bars
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This is the best news ever. Now we just the Young Fucks to get injured
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JOE JOE JOE JOR
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>>13593684 All he had to do was say he wasent gonna murder his kid he was trying to get the spotlight on himself. Good in the ring bad on the mike he fits in but he aint the guy to carry the company
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>CM Punk gets injured, Drew McIntyre turns into the player hater of the year >Swerve, a man who has committed felonies on air targeting Hangman, "Aww sheit dawg I didn't expect that to happen and I feel bad for ya, for real"
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>>13593705 Yea RAW was pretty bad.
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Swerve going to his EVP brethrens to immediately put himself into the main event title match at Double or Nothing confirmed.
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>white diamond in the middle of the world belt behind the aew logo
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>"Hopalong" Adam Page
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Samoa Joe reminds the world that he IS pro wrestling
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>>13593689 kek what a worked mark
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Joe 100% needs to retain on Sunday
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>>13593722 Sorry I meant Hangmaam.
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Kek poncho joe
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>>13593684 nevermind, I was wrong
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this is how Tony ruined MJF. over exposure and swerve
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>I ASSAULT PEOPLE >I BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES >I'M A NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGER
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did this dude just say he threatened a child? really? this guy deserves a shot at the world champ?
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HAAAAAAA!!
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>there’s a timeline where Samoa Joe sits at the head of the table and is tribal chief
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BASED HEEL HANGER
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HE'S GOOD AT HIS JOB BOYS
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HANGMAN HATES EM!
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SWERVE IS DEAD
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>oof a bit stiff
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BASED UNHINGED HANGMAN
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TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION
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dance him back to life nana!
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>>13593637 he is :^) oh btw worked
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nice double turn
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>Swerve got swerved
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Im still not cheering Swerve over Hangman
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Only Tony Khan can make a baby-threatener a blue eyed baby face
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Fuck Off Hangma'am. You ruined a based PPV
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Big Hanger heat
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This is my first time watching AEW, what am I in for?
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>>13593689 everybody laugh at this retard
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skitzo page is down with me.
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>>13593751 Hangman please stop posting
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Swerve wins the title by pinning Hangma’am, screencap this
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Joe kinda spoiled it by mentioning "both" repeatedly but it was kinda obvious the moment Swerve came out
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He’s a heel for goin after a guy who beat him twice and terrorized his son because he’s not black like Swerve.
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they shouldve kept it as a singles match so Hangman could do the same thing to Swerve and cost him the match
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>>13593779 More bruvs per minute than you've ever experienced before.
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I need this hangman as aew champ desu
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Nicholas and Mathew are good Christian boys that are just doing the Lord's work.
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How's Renee looking tonight bros? Old and haggard?
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>AEW gets Osprey >WWE gets Tama Tonga
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>>13593789 spotting a twinkie
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for me, it's pink nick
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>>13593784 The page meltdown after will be glorious
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Renee looks like she's from the future
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>>13593787 that was like 4 months ago, hanger needs to get over it
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>>13593803 They need more islanders for the bloodline bro.
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>>13593808 I'm finna goon to em
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RENEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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Renee's outfit is fucking yum tonight
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renee thinks shes on the jetsons
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From Hangma'am to Rod and Todd Flanders, another easy No Milly
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Sting is hiding in the rafters.
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WHERE YA AT STINGER
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stink is going to die
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It's an honor and a privilege to be here with you all tonight.
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nice of Nick and Matt to gift Sting with a gift card
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>>13593689 Kek what a mark
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>>13593826 >Renee looking old and haggard as usual Anonymous
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>>13593789 >Joe cooming over a double turn and sneak attack Anonymous
Tony legally can't allow them to abuse power he needs to come on screen
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>>13593833 hate watching again?
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When is time for Autist Assassin?
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>>13593852 piggalos watch more aew than wwmeme, SAD!
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>>13593831 >If only you knew how sexy things really are Anonymous
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>>13593850 Everything they have done is by the book
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>>13593852 He’s just seething that Christian is stuck in a feud with Daniel Garcia.
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>>13593831 um why does she have easy access vagina holes Dean
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>>13593831 made for BIG BLACK DICK
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>>13593852 >>13593857 So easily worked if you talk negatively about the Elite. You little basement dwellers are so simple-minded.
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>all the mexicans got deported
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>>13593861 Should've been Kuma and Panda from Tekken instead
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I'm late. Did they make a Vergil intro?
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>works le internet smarks >confuses anyone else watching on tv
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>>13593861 Why are the Bucks banned in China?
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what happened to useless?
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So they just fucking kicked out Wheeler or wtf?
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Yuta is doing a steroid cycle. He'll be back.
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>>13593911 Replacing him with Garcia
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>another 20+ minute ftr snooze fest
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>>13593911 You mean Wheeler Useless?
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>>13593893 you posted this imaging you are sitting cross legged with a mic in your hand didnt you?
enjoy your soulless version of phil when and if he ever shows up on the slop show again
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MILD THING! It's a Drunk thing! He loves Bleeding.
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>>13593911 He's back in the dojo, he hasn't recovered from today's beatings yet. Bryan was especially tough because he's mad about having to wrestle Kingston.
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>>13593909 Because they cleaned the country fresh out of knockoff Jordans.
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Castlevania music starts
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LETS GET THAT NUT!
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castlevania Kingston
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>>13593925 Unironically adorable
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>>13593927 he's the pin man
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>>13591585 MAAAAAAN why does AEW suck so much?
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THE BALLS ARE COLD BETTER GET THAT NUT
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NUT BROS, LETS GOOOO!!
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>>13593951 why you watching, fat bitch?
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>>13593945 Can someone explain the origin of this maymay?
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Straight from Burger King Road
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NUT COLLECTORS ASSEMBLE
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>>13593950 They need to leave Yuta in Mexico when they go there. If he learns Mexican technical style and learns how to be tranquillo he might actually be good.
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Kek at the Eddie mark with the 4 Pillars shirt
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>>13593907 his "injury" cost his team the match last week what are you talking about
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>>13593951 vince won't shit on you
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How do I get a Kingston body?
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>>13593928 Punk living rent-free in your head is just you little sad little shiteater. watch out that Pepsi can might jump out and get you.
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>>13593978 Beer and nut diet.
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>>13591585 If Claudio ran full speed into Eddie Kingston multiple times you could not fucking sell me on Eddie not budging and that he is supposed to just not go flying.
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>>13593960 the origin is that Eddie Kingston craves nut
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>>13593901 La Migra wins the CMLL vs BCC feud. KEK
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>>13593978 hes actually working out with cesar banoni to lose weight
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>>13593978 Lose a hundred pounds give or take
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>>13593991 He has a low center of gravity
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>>13593988 He's living for free onTKO's dime while trying to attempt one-handed gooning
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>>13594000 Hechicerobros...
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SELL MOXLEY SELL YOU RETARDED COCKSUCKER. Dude takes elbows and a headbutt and doesn’t fucking move with the same dumb look on his face.
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fuck ape hoop better not interfere with AEW
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>>13594025 He just wants to bleed
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>>13594008 Yeah that beer gut hangs out to the floor. Easily the reason why he’s able to stay planted against one of the P4P strongest wrestlers in the world
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>>13594033 might as well get used to AEW not being on TV
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>>13594033 Playoffs probably will
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>>13594037 Mox doesn’t sell for moves. He sells for hardware.
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