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>Would lie about being rich just so he could get laid
>Was so ashamed by his name that he would tell girls his name was Tomas
>His parents called him "Dewey" the same nickname as the guy from Scream KWAB
>Had to steal shoes and Candy bars from stores because his dad was a dimeless shitter who couldn't afford to take care of the family
>His grandfather kissed and had a homosexual relationship with Pat Patterson
>His grandmother was a criminal
>His mom is a failed pop singer
>Ugly daughter
>Fails to make it to the NFL
>Fails in the CFL
>Fails to get over in the WWF as himself because he's a genuine charisma vacuum
>Most of his family members are nepo hires
>Sucks off Pat Patterson to get more of a push
>Has to resort to ass jokes and toilet humor because he has no actual material that people would find genuinely funny or entertaining
>Carried by Stone Cold Steve Austin
>Carried by Triple H
>Carried by Undertaker
>Carried by Mick Foley
>Got BTFOED by Chris Jericho on his debut night
>Never had a five star match
>Carried by Hulk Hogan and booed out the building in Toronto
>Got BTFOED by Kevin Nash in 2002
>So zesty that Vince Russo wanted to make him a gay character in 2002
>Kisses other men
>Dresses in drag and looks even gayer than Seth Rollins and Goldust combined
>Got worked by the fans during his Hollywood Rock run
>Is getting worked by the fans during his current run
>Got BTFOED by John Cena and CM Punk on the mic in 2011-2013
>Called John Cena "Fruity Pebbles" as a Gotcha attempt, but Cena did a complete 180 and eventually made money off of it (Based)
>Can't act
>All his movies feel the same
>Kills the DCEU and is forced to return to wrestling because his film flopped
>Is getting BTFOED currently by Cody and Seth Rollins of all people
>Was so ashamed by his name that he would tell girls his name was Tomas
>His parents called him "Dewey" the same nickname as the guy from Scream KWAB
>Had to steal shoes and Candy bars from stores because his dad was a dimeless shitter who couldn't afford to take care of the family
>His grandfather kissed and had a homosexual relationship with Pat Patterson
>His grandmother was a criminal
>His mom is a failed pop singer
>Ugly daughter
>Fails to make it to the NFL
>Fails in the CFL
>Fails to get over in the WWF as himself because he's a genuine charisma vacuum
>Most of his family members are nepo hires
>Sucks off Pat Patterson to get more of a push
>Has to resort to ass jokes and toilet humor because he has no actual material that people would find genuinely funny or entertaining
>Carried by Stone Cold Steve Austin
>Carried by Triple H
>Carried by Undertaker
>Carried by Mick Foley
>Got BTFOED by Chris Jericho on his debut night
>Never had a five star match
>Carried by Hulk Hogan and booed out the building in Toronto
>Got BTFOED by Kevin Nash in 2002
>So zesty that Vince Russo wanted to make him a gay character in 2002
>Kisses other men
>Dresses in drag and looks even gayer than Seth Rollins and Goldust combined
>Got worked by the fans during his Hollywood Rock run
>Is getting worked by the fans during his current run
>Got BTFOED by John Cena and CM Punk on the mic in 2011-2013
>Called John Cena "Fruity Pebbles" as a Gotcha attempt, but Cena did a complete 180 and eventually made money off of it (Based)
>Can't act
>All his movies feel the same
>Kills the DCEU and is forced to return to wrestling because his film flopped
>Is getting BTFOED currently by Cody and Seth Rollins of all people
