Declared Candidates
>Vice McMahon
>Billy Jack Haynes
Killed his wife, and now they're probably going to find out he killed those kids too.
>Johnny Ace
Johnny is poor enough and unimportant enough to actually get sent to prison to make a point.
Foreseeable Additions
>Nick "KEY FIGURE" Khan
Basically declared at this point. He's probably going to lose his job and move into the Johnny Ace position.
>Stardom
>Anthem Sports & Entertainment
>Rock
If Rock is coming back to wrestling you know things aren't working out for him elsewhere.
>Cody
He's not finishing the story.
>CM Punk
>Okada
Snowman booking
>Osprey
Snowman booking
>Tony
Never count Tony out.
>NJPW
G-go Ace!
>Ibushi
>Marty Jannetty
Who knows if Marty's telling the truth about anything, but if they cut off his leg, that has to be worth an honorable mention.
>Stephanie
Truly a feminist icon.
>Miro
Turns out getting cucked wasn't just kayfabe, and he's apparently back in Bulgaria. We'll see how that goes for him.
Unlikely, but Possible Entrants
>Brad Blum
Would be higher on the list if anyone cared about him.
>Brock
Shit won't stick to Brock
>Rossy
Chad
>D'Amore
Chad
>Kenny
Does dying from butt disease qualify you for a KWABOTY?
>Darby
Please, lil nigga, don't die on Mount Everest.
>Jericho
He's a dimeless rapist and there's definitely more we don't know, but I think he'll get away with it.
>Henare
He keeps saying mildly concerning shit and I think it's just a matter of time before he does something KWAB worthy, but since he's such a literally who? it would have to be HUGE for him to pick up that KWABOTY.
>Ari Emanuel
Surrounded by so many KWABOTY candidates, there's a chance shit hits the fan at TKO.
>Shane
Never count Shane out, either, but I literally cannot see a way that he could KWABOTY himself this year.
>Cena
>Haitch
I don't know why he'd get fired but if he did, I think it would literally kill him, but he hasn't been implicated in ANYTHING. Cerebral Assassinbros, we eating good.
