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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:08:13 No.13760520 View View Reply Original Report

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>”Just don’t fuck this up. You’ll be good, just a nice and easy introduction to the crowd. Let them know who YOU are! We’re on in 3..2..”
>”I’m here with ‘Anon.’ Anon, news broke about you coming to the main roster. Do you have anything you would like to say to the WWE universe?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:09:16 No.13760526 Report

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>>13760520
you tell me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:11:19 No.13760538 Report

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>>13760520
>YIP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:12:16 No.13760544 Report

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>>13760520
You see this logo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:12:27 No.13760547 Report

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>Knock knock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:12:35 No.13760548 Report

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>>13760520
Where is your boss Stink??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:13:33 No.13760555 Report

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DESPITE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:13:50 No.13760556 Report

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>>13760547
>uh, who’s there..?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:15:28 No.13760568 Report

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>>13760520
Thank you and yes, I would like to preface my appearance by saying although I am proud to carry the mantle of first ever wrestler with a gooner gimmick, I assure you I am NOT a pervert and the WWE's women's division are under contract to allow me to sniff their dirty underwear and socks. Of course, I derive no pleasure from this, I am simply THAT dedicated. Thank you, I gotta go now, Damage CTRL just hit the showers together and that's time for the GOONER to strike! Haha, yeah, see ya man.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:16:56 No.13760581 Report

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>>13760556
>THE MEANEST AND GREENEST NEW ADDITION TO THE WWE UNIVERSE AND THAT'S A FAG- A FACT, BROTHER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:17:22 No.13760583 Report

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IM
THE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:19:48 No.13760602 Report

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>>13760581
A-Anon! You can't say that word! Are you homophobic? I think we need to notify Triple Gai- I-I mean Haitch pronto!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:23:46 No.13760632 Report

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>>13760581
>AND THAT'S A FAG- A FACT, BROTHER
popped me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:25:39 No.13760647 Report

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>have you heard about erode?
>umm no
>Okay then.
*walks off*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:27:18 No.13760659 Report

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>>13760581
>Um, yes, thank you Anon. And do you have any comments for your competitors? Any aspirations of your own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:35:33 No.13760711 Report

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>>13760520
>I'm happy to be here in the WWE Universe! Y'know, I've dreamt of this moment ever since I was just a little kid watching the great WWE superstars like The Rock, John Cena and "The Big Dog" Roman Reigns and now I'm finally here to make my mark and become part of the WWE Universe family. I hope to entertain you fans on the greatest stage of all - the WWE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:36:29 No.13760717 Report

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>>13760520
>"Is this thing on? Well, it better be because I've got something to say."
>I HATE NIGGERS. That's right, make no mistake about it. I don't like 'em. Yip. Not a fan. They commit all sorts of crimes and they're always getting into trouble. They don't respect family, they don't respect the law, they don't even respect each other. Hell, just look at the state of their communities and still, all they can do is BLAME WHITEY and ignore the fact that their entire culture worships crime, and criminal acts! And they wonder why the place they live is a shithole!"
>*light booing, mixed applause*
>"Anyway, I just want to be clear: I'm racist. And I'm proud. I'm a white man and I love my white brothers. And just to be clear, absolutely clear -- I think that people of color are less than me, both in their personal lives and their broader contributions to society!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:40:47 No.13760739 Report

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>>13760717
HO-LY BASED
HO-LY BASED
HO-LY BASED
am nigger btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 06:47:24 No.13760774 Report

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>>13760520
>wull iono.... finner base, i guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 10:48:50 No.13761786 Report

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>>13760520
>I'M THE GREEN PEEN KIMLING MACHINE AND I UH AM HERE N THE DUBUYEE DUDUEYEE...EE TO GET MY TASTE OF THEM BIG HUNKY MEN AND GETS ME A RING ....IN DE RING YEAH IM A CUM A CHAMPION..YEAH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 11:42:25 No.13762000 Report

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>The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my thread. Don't just get him out of the thread, get him out of /pw/!
>Because I've proven, son, without a shadow of a doubt: You ain't got a penis anymore!
>You sit there and you thump your star ratings and you say your Meltzer quotes, and it didn't get you anywhere.
>Talk about your pronouns, your they/thems, well Anon he/him says I just misgendered your ass"
>All he has got to do, is buy him a cheap bottle of hormones, and try to dig yourself an early grave, because you'll never be a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 11:44:08 No.13762007 Report

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>>13760520
>”Nash was raped”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 11:51:27 No.13762046 Report

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>Is this a live mic?
>Yes it is anon
>Well I hope the censor is a quick draw with the beeps because I'm Anon and in about to fuck the absolute fucketty fucking fuck out of every pussy whipped bitch in this company

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 11:51:37 No.13762048 Report

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>>13760520
>Now I appreciate your introduction mister announcer man, but I don’t need you to talk for me, no way!
*WWE universe is confused*
>I have a very important thing to say and I want it coming from these lips, and these lips alone!
>You see- ACK
*gets shot by Arn Anderson*

RIP Anon - he died as he lived - a letdown and a disappointment

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 11:54:02 No.13762055 Report

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>AHM ANON AND THE DUBYA E UNIVERSE BETTER GET ROIGHT USED TO MY NAME COS I'M GONNA BE TAKING A WHOLELOTTA NAMES AND KI-KICKING A WHO-WHOLA LODDA ASS AND BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHUM-CHAMPION
>AH GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA
>"ROIGHT CUNTS?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 11:59:48 No.13762089 Report

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>>13760581
>faint 'you fucked up' chants from the arena

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 12:41:41 No.13762347 Report

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>>13760520
>WHAT I HAVE IN THESE BIG HANDS RIGHT HERE IS A CALCULATOR. THEY CLAIM SIX MILLION. WELL, LETS FIND OUT."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 14:33:34 No.13762993 Report

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>>13760520
>Wrestling is fake and gay
>Drops mic
Huge pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 14:36:04 No.13763011 Report

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>>13760520
>...
>...
>...
>...
>"Cue me when we're live, dude."
>"Anon, I..."
>...
>...
>...
>...
>"What's the red light mean? Can you hear that?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 14:40:19 No.13763034 Report

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>I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum
>uh anon, don't you mean kick a-
>drop your pants now, Tom

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 14:44:09 No.13763063 Report

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>>13760520
>My name is anon and I'm here to say
>Wrestling sucks, is fake and gay
>I'm comming at you punk so you better run
>You weak little a faggot that I'm gonna shoot bum
>That's right cm is all about gay rape
>I'm the new kool-aid and the flavor is gape
>But don't worry ladies, I'm just gay for pay
>So when I getting my money you won't get away
>I'm gonna grab those titties while I pitch a tent
>And you know this anon don't give a shit about consent
>raping the roster, all the gals and guys
>Raping TK on the ppv buys
>making fun of tony is the low hanging fruit
>Don't fuck with this anon or I'm a gonna shoot
>My white hot jizz all over this fed
>Hey where is Vince is that nigga dead?
>this anon is the baddest in the world
> did you notice that I just said the word
>no you didn't cause you bitches never listen
>I backhanded steph so hard she went back to the kitchen
>I hate you fans cause your lame and dumb
>just to piss you off I rehired Kevin dunn
>well it's time to go cause itsmtime to play
>Yeah I'm the wrestling anon who's into SA

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