>>13895642I feel my chest swell with unearned pride
As I turn my notebook on its side
A move that ne'er been done before
Shall allow me, now, to even the score
And the fans are amazed, they cheer and they revel
When I show them the story of the Jew and the Devil
For months it goes, a long term plot
And to the critics, why, I listen not
So devoted am I that I shan't change the role
When an injury besets poor Adam Cole
But genius is often misunderstood
For the arenas are tarped; the seats wear a hood
But I know how to fix it, to bring back the joy
As in from the Orient floats a shiny new toy
And the Stinger retires and I give the fans Edge
Surely this will be enough to pull back from the ledge
Yet it all remains float... now, it may yet be worse
So I pull out my trump card and summon a horse
And still does it fail while I start to feel silly
As they taunt and they jeer with cries of no milly