>>13898877>GLASS SHATTERSWELL GODDAMN SON, I'M HERE IN THE SUMBITCH WALGREENS, AND I HEAR YOU GUYS GOT A DEAL ON SOME WHOOPASS
>WHAT? I SAID A DEAL
>WHAT? A PROMOTION
>WHAT? AN OFFER
>WHAT? A DISCOUNT
>WHAT? A GOD
DAMN
BO
GO!
>WHAT? ON SOME WHOOPASS!
YOU GUYS THINK YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHOOPASS?
SON, I'VE BEEN HANDING OUT WHOOPASSES SO VIOLENT THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BUY THEM WAS THROUGH A DAMN PPV FOR ONLY 34.95
AND YOU'RE OUT HERE
SELLING THEM SUMBITCHES
FOR A BUY ONE GET ONE?
YOU THINK THEY'RE UP TO STONE COLD'S CALIBER?
>WHAT? MY EXPERTISE?
>WHAT? MY TECHNICALITY
>WHAT? MY STONE COLD SEAL OF APPROVAL?
>WHAT? I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FDA SAYS, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED THAT SAYS FOR "FOR DUMBASSES"
SO YOU WANNA SELL THESE WHOOPASSES
WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
>WHAT?I'LL BUY YOUR WHOLE STOCK OF THESE BASTARDS UNDER THE PROMOTION
>WHAT?AND I'M GONNA TAKE EM HOME
>WHAT?BUST ONE OPEN ON DEBRAH
>WHAT? AND IF I DON'T LIKE THEM
>WHAT? AM NOT SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS
>WHAT? REGRET - MY - PURCHASE
>WHAT?I'M GONNA COME BACK
>WHAT? GET MY REFUND
>WHAT?GET MY CASH BACK
>WHAT? GET MY BOOK FILLED
>WHAT? AND BUST OPEN, A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON YOUR SORRY CARCASS LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER DAMN WELL SEEN BEFORE!!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
BECAUSE STONE COLD, SAID SO!
>BECAUSE STONE COLD, SAID SO! 
