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After a much successful reign, Io "The Bush Hider" Shirai was defeated by a mysterious almalgamation of blob and man!
>>13954777Is he a blob? Is he a bean? Is he even a man!? No one can say, but Finna "The Bean" Based took over until one daring man with a life plunger of a gun snatched the belt away!
>>13957100Shingo "The Plunger" Takagi's gun ran out quick, as "Visual Kei Clown" Ram Kaicho took hold of the title!
>>13957544And even quicker, Mina "The Leaked" Shirakawa defeated Ram quicker than she can remove her makeup!
>>13957700Two titles, gone in a blink of the eye! Those are what we call "transitional champions", folks! But who can fault them? In this federation, you're only as good as the rolling numbers allow! Only the goddess of luck deems the worthy! And speaking of luck, a returning "The People's Favorite" R-Truth shows up to take his own shot at the belt! What's up dawg!?
>>13957866And pissing his way to victory, Calvin "The Pissrael" marks his territory!
>>13960000I'm not sure if the Israeli flag can be any more tainted than what it represents, but by god, will he try!
And lastly: clarity! As there was some confusion on how title holds work, the Rulemaker clears the air on ruling!
>>13960362Remember people: even with legendary digits of quads or more, it only takes two to tango!
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